Looking at that headline, I now realize having both “tranny” and “Madonna” is a bit redundant.  Mee-ow!  That’s right, boys, this pussy has claws.  Anyway, Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland has a new featurette focusing on Johnny Depp’s character, the Mad Hatter.  In between the cool footage, we get to see Johnny Depp looking bored as he’s forced to describe his character as if it’s a real person, as actors always are in these dumb things.  Not that I blame him.  Also, wouldn’t it be cooler if the Mad Hatter wasn’t mad as in crazy from the Mercury poisoning, but just irrationally pissed off all the time?  Just full of impotent, blue-collar rage?  AGGHHHH, I F*CKING HATE MAKING HATS!   *punts Cheshire Cat in the face*

[hat tip: FilmSchoolRejects]

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DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

• See?  I told you Johnny Depp’s Mad Hatter looked like Madonna. |via Thatissogay|
• This news team video is like the real-life Anchorman. |WarmingGlow|
• The year in Fail.  Aka people falling down. |CollegeHumor via WithLeather|
• Here’s a Walrus fellating himself.  Know what this reminds me of?  You guessed it, your mom. |HolyTaco|
• The Cliff’s Notes version of Lost.  Hey, who’s Cliff?  Why the f*ck doesn’t he ever read anything? |ScreenJunkies|
• Here’s George Lucas on The Daily Show claiming children like Jar Jar Binks.  His bullfrog neck is looking more deflated than usual, I wonder if he’s okay.  |GammaSquad|
• The year in 120 seconds. |Urlesque|
• Here’s that Avatar parody thing Olivia Munn and Eva Amurri were making. OLIVIA MUNN NAKED AND TOPLESS sadly doesn’t make an appearance.  UPSKIRT NIPSLIPS GOOGLE. |G4|
• The 10 best netflix gems of 2009. |Pajiba|
• Mike Tyson chases down a paparazzo at LAX.  Said paparazzo, “He effed me until I loved him.”  Maybe. |Guyism|

Jessica at Fan Girl Magazine sent over this picture of what *could be* the first glimpse of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland movie.  The source is still unclear and it’s hard to know whether the actual Mad Hatter outfit will look anything like this.  And it sort of reminds me of the early pictures of the Joker before we found out what he’d actually look like. In any case, pretty creepy.  Based on this, I think we must assume that the Cheshire Cat will have meth mouth.

Also: Don’t bogart the bunny, dude.  The rest of us want to pet him too.

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