After the jump, I’ve got the newest trailer for Louis Leterrier/Ed Norton’s upcoming The Incredible Hulk.  In this trailer, everything they say to him seems to take him one step closer to the edge (and he’s about to break).

I still don’t know how a scene with 25 minutes of CGI-buff-dude-on-CGI-buff-dude violence will be all that interesting, unless it also involves lactating, an afterbirth, or spontaneous prolapse.  What can I say, I’m a simple man who enjoys the simple pleasures. -Thanks to Liam for the tip

Yahoo has a bunch of new pictures from The Incredible Hulk (trailer here), coming June 13th.  There’s a pic of Tim Roth’s hella sick armband tattoo (he also has a tramp stamp that says 99% angel, 1% abomination), but mostly it’s hulk getting pissed and smashing stuff.  He reminds me of myself when I go to the beach and kick the shit out little kids’ sand castles.  RAWR, HULK SMASH! I yell.  Sometimes they get mad, but that’s why I wear the helmet.

Empire Magazine released two stills from their upcoming feature on Louis Leterrier’s The Incredible Hulk, in which Ed Norton must harness his powers of CGI to defend the world from the sinister forces of Liv Tyler (opening June 13th… the movie, not Liv Tyler).  I’m glad I’m not like the Hulk.  All it would take is someone wearing crocs or a white guy listening to techno in his car and my "No Fat Chicks" t-shirt would be ruined.

I’m also sick and tired of these goddamned adjectives trying to tell me what I think about a movie.  The other night I rented The Greatest Story Ever Told, and all I could think was that they should change the name to a picture of a dude doing the mocking masturbation gesture.   

Everyone knows that in 2003, Ang Lee made a crappy Hulk movie.  What this movie presupposes is, maybe he didn’t? </Royal Tenenbaums reference>

Anyway, here it is: the first trailer for Edward Norton and Louis Leterrier’s redo of the Incredible Hulk.  The release date is tentatively set for June, but rumor has it Norton and Marvel are arguing over the final cut.  You see, Norton had planned for the Hulk to get angry and smash things, but Marvel thought that might be a little too… you know.  

In any case, the trailer looks decent, if unspectacular.  It certainly doesn’t send the blood rushing to my loins the way Iron Man, or Thomas Kinkade paintings do.  I’m also a little concerned that the big finale appears to involve two buff CGI dudes fighting each other.  Isn’t that basically like watching someone else play a video game about wrestling?  GRR, PILEDRIVER!

Don’t adjust your monitors, you read that headline correctly – this is actually a teaser for a trailer, which premieres tomorrow.  The Louis Leterrier-directed (previously of The Transporter) Hulk redo (not a sequel to Ang Lee’s Hulk) stars Edward Norton, Liv Tyler, and Tim Roth, and opens June 13th. 

Children having children, trailers having trailers – what’s the world coming to?  Still, it’s far less disturbing than the teaser for the poster, which was just Ed Norton wearing a nightie and smeared lipstick looking directly into the camera holding a finger up to his lips.