I like where this is headed.

Does Alison Brie lovingly dill Lizzy Caplan in this movie? Well I can’t say she doesn’t, but it’s also true that I haven’t seen it.

I know Save the Date looks like one of those hip romantic comedies that all the hip critics love (and I know, I will never forgive them for suggesting Take This Waltz – Michelle Williams is afraid of being afraid, you guys!), but it also has Lizzy Caplan, Alison Brie, and Martin Starr, and those are some of the most likable comedy people ever. I would let Lizzy Caplan babysit my child, and I don’t even know her, or have a child. Anyway, IFC Films is releasing Save the Date today on Video on Demand, SundanceNow, iTunes, Amazon Streaming, Google Play, Xbox, Zune and PS3 PlayStation Unlimited ahead of its December 14 theatrical bow. Wait, I can play it on my Zune?!? My Myspace pals will be so excited when they hear about this! Check out the trailer below.

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Ron Perlman is, to put it charitably, not the handsomest man in the world. He has what doctor’s refer to as a bad case of the monkey face, which may be partly why you normally see him all covered up with makeup and masks and prosthetics in roles like Hellboy or the Beast from the TV version of Beauty and the Beast (remember that show? it was weird). By the way, can we start getting Cam Gigandet some mask roles yet? Anyway, Perlman plays “Phyllis” in 3,2,1… Frankie Go Boom, and I may have to take a good long rape shower after watching the trailer. A scream into a pillow, a puke in the sink, a good long shower – the full Crying Game. Only worse, because at least that dude was hot.

Oh, and side note, you know what’s a great way to keep people from seeing your movie? Give it an obnoxious title that makes me feel like a three-year-old if I say it out loud. “Hey, you bros want to see this new movie? It’s really great, it’s called ‘Fuzzy Wuzzy Pee Pee Fufu.’”

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