Opening this weekend are The Love Guru and Get Smart, both of which fill me with apathy.  (Less so in the case of Get Smart, thanks to the lovely Anne Hathaway, but still). 

Anyway, I’m not going to waste your time doing a real weekend preview.  Instead, I thought I’d give you a picture of a lioness licking a giant popsicle made of cow’s blood.  Here’s the description from Yahoo News:

Naba, a four-year-old female African lion, keeps cool as she licks a ‘bloodsicle’ made of frozen cow blood, Monday, June 9, 2008, at the National Zoo in Washington, as temperatures rose toward the triple digits along the East Coast.

If you don’t think that’s cooler than any of the movies coming out this weekend, well then you can just go drink a big dingleberry smoothie.

RopeofSilicon has this latest poster for the Sex and the City movie, and as you can see, it depicts Carrie Bradshaw being eaten by a lion.  Oh my God, he’s got her in his mouth!  Quick, somebody shoot it!