That’s right, ladies.  Looks like at least Christine still knows how to forgive people.   (Thanks to Jack for the tip, which I assume came from Lamebook)

DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS:

• Punter ranks the Super Bowl commercials.  Have to admit I really liked the Audi one, but probably only because of Cheap Trick.  Also, every Doritos commercial gets a D or F in my book.  |WithLeather|
• Counter point, Ufford chooses his top five most memorable.  Kia Sorento is definitely tops in my book.  Which has a picture of a naked lady on the cover. |WarmingGlow|
• Robotic exoskeletons are cooler than walking. |GammaSquad|
• Generic TV pitches of your favorite comics. |ComicsAlliance|
• The best strip scenes in movies. |InsideMovies|
• The 20 hottest athlete photoshoots of all time. |BleacherReport|
• The best movies filmed in New Orleans. |Pajiba|
• A gallery of funny Storm Trooper pictures. |UnrealityMag|
• An interview with Bangs, my favorite Sudanese rapper. |UnlimitedJuice|
• Two semi-but-not-that-awkward-MTV interviews with Jessica Alba. |ScreenJunkies|
• 25 rednecks being rednecks.  |HolyTaco|

[Picture via Thatissogay]

When Parry Gripp writes a new song, I post it. Those are the rules. [Thanks to Burnsy for the video tip and Jacktion! for the picture]

DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS

• I posted some more of my pictures from Sundance, but I didn’t want FilmDrunk to turn into my personal travel blog, so check them out on the FilmDrunk Facebook Fan Page.  And if you haven’t yet, fan us, ya jerk. |FDonFacebook|
• Not only does this dog smile when his owner comes around, he seems to be attempting to look Asian. |WarmingGlow|
• The Green Power Ranger and founder of “Jesus Didn’t Tap” (yes that’s a real company) won his first MMA fight.  Barely. |GammaSquad|
• Christmas Ape gets the brush off from both Peter King and Suzy Kolber, but his show of balls makes me doubly embarrassed that I totally whiffed on talking to Danny Trejo. |KissingSuzyKolber|
• 25 drunks passed out on benches. |HolyTaco|
• These guys write the Super Bowl. |Atom|
• An Oprah reality show?  Finally we can see all the stuff that doesn’t go on her show, magazine, or radio channel. |InsideTV|
• Film studio blames economy, piracy for financial troubles. Reasons not mentioned: Big Mama’s House 7, Larry The Cable Guy III, Temptation Island: The Movie, and The Bucket List. |Fark|
• Jose Canseco calls out Herschel Walker.  Because it was so entertaining to watch him get chased around the ring with his hands over his head and then give up the last time he fought. Hey, Jose, I’ll fight you. |CageDoctors|
• 5 characters you should technically hate but will root for anyway.  Because you’re stupid. |UnrealityMag|
• 8 Super Bowl party guests you must avoid. |Guyism|
• Allison Haislip in The Donner Party.  Is it just me, or do you always misread her name as “Allison Hairlip?” |g4|

SITE NEWS: I’ve got a Black Dynamite DVD to give away for Comments of the Week this week, so bring the heat and keep nominating.

Ha, Mexican dog hates thee snow, ése.  I feel like this could be a Cheech & Chong song. About how Mexican chihuahuas, don’t like walking on snow, but they have to, so they do it… on their front legs.  |ohhaveyouseenthis|

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

• Inner monologue of a guy attending the AVN Awards. See also: the essay “Big Red Son” by David Foster Wallace.|HolyTaco|
• French new wave filmmaker Eric Rohmer dead at 89.  He wasn’t as famous as Godard or Truffaut, but that’s no reason not to say nice things about him.  |ThePlaylist|
• Mymag promises to give a chilling glimpse inside the mind of Brett Ratner.  Make sure you ask for immunity from child pornography prosecution first.  |ScreenJunkies|
• Meet Roxxy, the world’s first sex robot.  The designer said he came up with the idea after 9/11.  No, really.  So have fun with your pretend 72 virgins, terrorists, we’ve got mothereffing robot F-toys down here.  USA! USA! |FListed|
• Attack of the Show talks Daybreakers with Ethan Hawke. |G4|
• Food fights in movies. |InsideMovies|
• Ghost Rider 2 is happening, of course. |GammaSquad|
• Watch Biggie and Tupac for free. |Pajiba|
• The strip club goes nuts on Star Wars theme night. |ToplessRobot|

(I’m not going to caption it, I just love the sh*t out of this picture. -source)

DAILY CIRCLE J LINKS

• “A chimpanzee in overalls fondles a statue’s penis, then goes to the bakery to pick up a cake, but the pack of bulldogs he’s walking turn on him and chase him down the road before a bird of prey steals the chimpanzee’s cake.” |WarmingGlow|
• Check out the cover for Kevin Smith’s Green Lantern comic.  |GammaSquad|
• ATTENTION LA-AREA DRUNKARDS: My friend Joe King has a comedy show tonight at the Hollywood Improv.  You should go see him because he’s funny, and clinically insane in most states. |HollywoodImprov|
• Here’s the people who died in 2009.  They’re the people who died, died.  Aw crap, I just remembered Jim Carroll was one of them. |ScreenJunkies|
• The 25 best memes of 2009. |HolyTaco|
• The 10 most forgettable films of the aughts. |Pajiba|
• Greek tragedy performed by Dominos. |CollegeHumor|
• Incredibly impractical superhero costumes.  Look man, a codpiece is a commitment, sure, but it’s worth it. |ToplessRobot|
• Kobe’s new shoe is a whole ounce lighter than his last shoe.    |WithLeather|

I didn’t want to use a cat video today, I really didn’t.  And then this came along.  So stupid.  So entertaining.  [via OhHaveYouSeenThis]

DAILY CIRCLE J. LINKS

• Comedy Central might cancel Jeff Dunham’s show!  …Because he was already making more money than they’re paying him.  *sigh*  (And for the record, I don’t think it’s necessarily fair to call him a racist.  He’s just bad at comedy).  |WarmingGlow|
• Icy road car pinball. My favorite part is the crashing.  That’s what the movie Crash could’ve used more of. |HolyTaco|
• Seven supermodels who can’t act.  Look, I don’t need you to be Brando, just feign interest.  Pretend the gun and duct tape aren’t here.  |ScreenJunkies|
• Harold Ramis says Ghostbusters 3 will shoot this summer.  |Heeb|
• If movies of the 00′s had come out in other decades. |CollegeHumor|
• Freaky children’s books, including “Never Smile at a Monkey.”  I prefer the Junior Kama Sutra. |UnrealityMag|
• TMZ is launching TMZ Sports.  Here’s hoping this leads to Harvey Levin getting his ass kicked by an athlete with an attitude, not like those pussy actors he usually deals with. |WithLeather|

After the jump, numbers 5 through 1 on MTV’s most awkward interview moments, including John Cusack is allergic to boomboxes.
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