I know there will come a time, probably very soon, when I’ll get tired of Linkin Park guy singing to his computer while trying to eye hump his web cam.  But for now I love this goofy son of a bitch.  Really, I dare you to watch the first ten seconds of this and not laugh.  It’s impossible.  He does the echo part so well! I’m not gonna lie, I miss the tank top a little. And wait a minute, is that a wedding ring I see?  Are we to believe that there’s a Mrs. Linkin Park guy?  I believe a duet is in order.  God, how awesome would it be to see Mr. and Mrs. Linkin Park guy, Rooster, and Trish, all rocking out to Ozzy in the Neverending Story van?  I’d party with ‘em.  (*chugs budweiser, chucks can at bonfire*)

[Thank Bobby Hacker for discovering this guy]

You may remember Linkin Park guy here from the other day. ALTERNATE LEDE: This is what your Uncle Steve does on your computer while you’re away. This time around he sings some Disturbed.  Guys, if this doesn’t make you want to rock, you have no pulse. And Girls, I apologize for ruining whatever panties you were wearing when you watched this.  GRR, SINGING TO MY COMPUTER!  OOH WHA-AA AA-AA!!  He truly has the voice of an angel.  An angel of rocking.  This man is the patron saint of tank tops.

After the jump, a kitty that likes boxing.

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You may notice that comments are turned off on this YouTube video.  Also turned off?  Self-awareness.  I actually think this is better than the original.  Funnier, definitely.

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[thanks to Bobby Hacker for the tip on the video]