MTV had the exclusive on this new poster for Tron Legacy, and you can see why they’re so proud of it.  This time… the light bike is yellow! I imagine this is just one of a series.  Collect them all and you get a tube of clearasil and a new case for your retainer.

To refresh your memory, Tron Legacy stars Garret Hedlund and Olivia Wilde with Jeff Bridges in a supporting role and is set mostly inside of a computer, maaaan.  What I want to know is what computer has this gay raver biker gang inside.  If it were my computer, it’d be a battle between downloaded porn and pictures of dumps that I took.  Until the dogs dressed like humans rushed in to save the day.  Yep, more dogs dressed like humans, that’s what this needs.  *puts hands behind head, leans back in chair*

Maybe it’s because I didn’t see it when I was a little kid when my heart was full of hope and wonder, but the idea of a Tron sequel really doesn’t do anything for me.  To me it just looks like they spent $300 million on a movie about gay raver biker gangs (and it’s hard for me to be excited about something that was almost called “Tr2n”).  But lots of you did see it when you were young and impressionable and still geek out about this crap, and I can respect that.  So to those people I say, “Eat your heart out you f-cking nerds.”

[Super high-res version here. Tron Legacy opens December 17th. ...2010]