(you can thank Paul at ScreenRant for the Lesbian Leias picture from Comic Con)

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

Five inevitable ways your social network will be ruined. |Uproxx|

Today in Uproxx News: Animals vs. Authorities. |UproxxNews|

Headline of the day: “Gulf Coast hit with Leno performance.” |WarmingGlow|

Gamma Squad compiles 15 pictures of Green Lanterns so I don’t have to. |GammaSquad|

Cee-Lo’s “F*ck You” is fan-effing-tastic.  |GorillaMask|

Let “The Pope” by Bun B molest your ear drums. |SmokingSection|

Pajiba has been watching Entourage for some reason.  NEEERRDS! |Pajiba|

Color photos of Russia from 100 hundred years ago.  Pretty amazing, actually. |Boston.com|

In case you don’t get enough of my gay ass voice on the Frotcast, here’s me discussing 2003′s Ned Kelly on the Notjustnewmovies podcast. |NJNM|

A preview of Guitar Hero: Warriors of Rock. |G4|

An open letter to YouJizz.com. |HolyTaco|

Here’s some pictures of Gianna Michaels of Piranha 3D. *cough* she’s also a porn star! *cough* I recommend a Google Image Search! *cough, cough* |ScreenJunkies|

The 8 types of people in your fantasy football league. |Guyism|

After the jump, you can watch the first trailer for Darren Aronofsky’s follow-up to The Wrestler, Black Swan, starring Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis.  I loved The Wrestler, and a new Darren Aronofsky film is big news on its own, but before we get all film school, I’d just like to apprise you of one fact:

In this movie, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis have sex.
Yeah. You read that right. And not just nice sweet innocent sex either. We’re talking ecstasy-induced hungry aggressive angry sex. [via a script review from a while back]

‘Aggressive Lesbian Ballerina Sex’ was my indie band’s first EP.  And also our genre.

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Yes!  Finally!  It’s that 3D movie about lesbians I’ve been waiting for!  (*reads rest of story*)  …Aw, dammit. It’s a Justin Bieber biopic.

Paramount Pictures has made a deal to turn Justin Bieber’s life story into a 3D feature biopic. Davis Guggenheim, the Oscar-winning director of An Inconvenient Truth, is negotiating to direct. The film doesn’t have a title, but Bieber will play himself in the film. The pic will be sprinkled with performances from his current concert tour. The film will come out February 11, 2011 on Valentine’s Day weekend.
This comes as Bieber made a deal with HarperCollins for a memoir about his life. [Deadline]

Haha, that’s a real story.  All of that is literally happening in real life and not a David Foster Wallace story.  Isn’t Justin Bieber Canadian?  I can’t wait for such hard-hitting chapters of his tell-all book as “I’m Grateful for Everything I’ve Got” and “All My Fans Are Super Nice!”

Olivia Munn may have to sue for plagiarism.

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Here’s Kelly McGillis with her Top Gun co-star Tom Cruise when they were 28 and 23 years old, respectively, in 1986 (left), and again at 52 and 47 last night at an event in L.A. (right).  She still looks pretty good, but… damn. Kelly McGillis is 52?  Yeesh.  She’s a lesbian now, by the way, which is pretty sexy.  Okay maybe not.  But probably good news for, like, dogs that need adopting or whatever.

[TMZ]

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(I admit, the headline may have been slightly misleading.)

Amanda Seyfried, Hollywood’s Mormonest-looking actress since Katherine Heigl, is set to star in Chloe, in which she does lesbo stuff with Julianne Moore and supposedly gets naked.  The trailer shows a side shot of her butt and a boob without her face in the shot that’s supposedly hers, but… I’ll believe it when I see it.  Anyway, she recently did a photo spread for Esquire, and it’s exactly the kind of boobless crap we’ve come to expect from today’s magazines.  There’s barely any cleavage.  My grandma wore less clothes than this to the beach in 1940.  The naughtiest thing about them is that her underwear aren’t proper temple garments.  I’ll masturbate to these, but I’m not going to be happy about it.  *tugs wiener, pouts*

[Pics via HolyMoly, obvi]