In this new clip from Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, corrupt beer truck workers try to tangle with Chun Li, but they get the surprise of their lives when they find out… she’s attached to wires!  See?  They can make anything boring nowadays. That now makes two Street Fighter movies and not one scene with Ron Perlman in Blanka makeup. NOT INTERESTED.

I know how eagerly we’ve all been awaiting a Street Fighter movie, especially since they hired the director of Cradle 2 the Grave and Doom, plus a dancer from the Black Eye Peas to play Vega.  Wire fighting?  Chris Klein? I couldn’t not see this!  Anyway, here’s the newly released Japanese trailer for Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.  You can tell it’s serious because of the opera-singing in the background.  Opera is pretty much the rap-rock of classical music genres.  OOOH WHA AA AA-AA!