Baldness is second only to old-timey facial hair as an indicator of kung fu prowess

Hulk Hogan is taking a break from raising his horrible idiot children to star alongside Kimbo Slice in the 3-D action-adventure Kung Fu U.  Don’t quote me on this, but I think the "U" might have a double meaning.

The plot for the film sounds pretty standard. A bunch of well off nerd kids get sent to a special boarding school by their parents where Kimbo and Hulk are the self defense instructors who will teach them to kick ass. [Movie Blog]

If your solution to any of your child’s problems is to send them to live with a pro-wrestler and a giant hairy black guy, your kid’s probably gonna get molested, I mean I’m just sayin.  But I’m sure this will be great for Kimbo’s career.  In the world of cagefighting, it’s showing your kid-friendly side that really separates the superstars from the wannabes.