This is the teaser for Kung Fu Panda, starring Jack Black, Jackie Chan, Dustin Hoffman, Lucy Liu, Ian McShane, Angelina Jolie, and Seth Rogen.  It opens in June.

Hey, did you guys hear about the panda having dinner at the restaurant?  He finishes eating, and when the waiter comes to bring him the bill, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots him in the chest.  The owner, seeing this, walks over and says, “Yo, Panda, you just shot my best waiter.  What gives?”  The panda looks at him and goes, “Hey man, I’m a panda.  Look it up.” And walks out.  The restaurant owner pulls out his dictionary, flips to the entry for “Panda” and reads, n. Eastern marsupial.  Distinctive black and white coat.  Eats shoots and leaves. 

Thanks, folks, I’ll be here all week.  Don’t forget to check back tomorrow when I’ll be performing “disembodied thumb” and “Hey, little girl, you’ve got a silver dollar behind your ear”.