UPDATE: Obviously that was the wrong video. It has been fixed.

I apologize for yet another New Moon post, but you know me, these abstinence pinup studs just make my man panties so moist.  Anyway, this is from a couple of days ago on Kimmel, where it was revealed that Taylor Lautner was a tween breakdancer (25 seconds), and Kristen Stewart is a publicist’s dream.  Here’s the exchange from 1:35:

KIMMEL: [Obviously trying to joke] “Why is it that werewolves never wear shirts?  What’s going on with that?  … It also makes me wonder if Matthew McConaughey is a werewolf.”

KRISTEN STEWART: [Apparently not on board with the joking thing] There’s lots of justifications!  We are not objectifying our men in this movie at all.  No.  They are 108 degrees.  They’re hot, you know?  They phase, they hide cutoff shorts and Nikes in the woods in little bushes…

Then later (2:30), she chastises Robert Pattinson like a kindergarten teacher for not introducing the clip like they’ve been trained.  Point being, she acts like someone who’s had a lot more publicist coaching than she’s had school.  She knows how to recognize a possible variant of PC criticism almost instantly (He’s accusing us of objectification!) and quickly shift into company talking points (it’s because they’re hot!), but she’s not smart enough to realize she’s not making sense (cutoff shorts?  huh?) and no one was attacking her in the first place.  You can read all about this and more in my new book, 10 Ways You’re Better Than a Celebrity.