Hey, girl.  Baby Goose is in a movie.  It’s called All Good Things and he stars opposite Kirsten Dunst. Haha, her baby teeth tickle!

Set against the extravagance and excess of New York City in the 80s, the film is about the heir to a New York real estate fortune whose wife disappears, inspired by the life of Robert Durst. David Marks (Gosling), the son of a powerful real estate tycoon, marries a beautiful [*stifles laugh, squirts milk out nose*] working class student, Katie (Dunst). Together they flee the city for country life in Vermont – only to be lured back by David’s father (Frank Langella). Upon their return, Katie goes back to medical school and begins to make a life for herself. But as Katie becomes increasingly independent, David mysteriously turns more violent and controlling. Family secrets are slowly revealed, just as Katie disappears without a trace.  [Wiki]

Hey, girl, I have a secret: I picked you some flowers!  I put them on your bed.  Haha, I love you, color splashes.  Hey, girl, I have another secret.  I’m going to make you disappear later.  Because I’m in the mood for hugs!  But only if you want to, girl.

“All Good Things” is the title of my diary.

Hey girl.  I came here with my friend, baby sloth, to let you know that it’s okay to take it slow.  Haha, get it, girl?  Because he’s a sloth?  Just kidding, girl, that’s not even really me in the picture, it’s Anderson Cooper.  That’s photoshop, girl.  But I still mean what I said about taking it slow.

Anyway, girl, here’s some pictures of me on the set of my new movie, All Good Things. Haha, they let me play with a dog.  And no, I didn’t mean Kirsten Dunst, that’s really mean, you guys.

Hey girl, I wore my other tuxedo shirt.

[picture source = here, thanks to RoboPanda for the tip, style bite from fyeahryangosling]

Simon Pegg and How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (trailer) director Robert Weide have taken to the nets, urging fans not to buy the DVD.  The situation is sort of complicated (full rundown here), but the gist is that Weide and Pegg worked hard on extra material for the UK release and then got screwed when despite their best efforts, none of made it to the US release.

Weide goes into great detail about what he wanted and what they actually got and why an interview, a snippet of which I’ll include after the jump. But bottom line, he and Pegg say you shouldn’t buy the DVD.  That’s cute you were thinking of us, guys, but honestly, you had me at “starring Kirsten Dunst.”  Anyway, I think It’s clear why the movie failed: not enough animals on the poster.  No bears riding horses? That’s just lazy.

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Ever since it was announced that Tobey Maguire and Sam Raimi would both be back for Spider-Man 4 and 5, the question on everyone’s mind has been, “For the love of God, what about Kirsten Dunst?”

“I’m in,” said the actress matter of factly. However, when pressed to make the announcement official, Dunst quickly changed her tone, and rather cryptically added, “I’m not saying anything, I know there’s rumors…”  [MTV]

There you have it.  Not a done deal yet, but it’s looking likely enough that I feel comfortable ending my hunger strike.

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People stars Simon Pegg… but also Kirsten Dunst.  In this scene, Pegg is about to ask her out for the first time when all of a sudden, Danny Huston, who plays the same goddamned character in every movie, comes over and cockblocks.  Then the plot stretches itself thin when Huston gives Pegg a big speech about how a girl like Kirsten Dunst would never fall for a guy like Simon Pegg.  Though in real life, I know from personal experience that Kirsten Dunst gives it up to any guy with an 8-ball and a motel key.  And by personal experience, I mean I just made that up because her teeth are kinda funny. Read the rest of this entry »