Normally I wouldn’t use "totally awesome" in a headline without at least a hint of sarcasm, but I feel this ad for a TV showing of Kill Bill in Auckland, New Zealand warrants it.  I just feel bad for the guy whose totally sweet Ford Escort got doused.  But as the French say, "Tough shit, fuckface."

[Bloggingwv via Cinematical]

New Zealand's Zoe Bell, star of "Death Proof" and stunt double for Lucy Lawless and Uma Thurman, will soon be starring in her own movie, according to RopeofSilicon.

Bell will play a U.S. soldier adrift after returning home from a tour of duty in Iraq who decides to help a young girl in trouble. The project is based on an original idea from [Marco] Weber, who also will produce, and screenwriter Sarah Thorpe (Twisted).

In Jackie Chan-like flair she told The Hollywood Reporter, "…one thing is certain: I will be doing all my own stunts on the film."

Big deal.  I do all my own stunts.  Mostly just not wiping after dumps and smoking cigarettes while I masturbate. 

WHO KNOWS IF I WILL LIVE TO SEE TOMORROW!