Who Smurfed It Best? Pictures from Global Smurfs Day

Written by Ashley Burns / 06.27.11

On Saturday, thousands of people gathered in 11 cities across the planet to celebrate the birth of Peyo, the man who gave us the Smurfs, for Global Smurfs Day 2011. In fact, 4,891 people combined to set a new Guinness World Record for the “Largest Gathering of People Dressed as Smurfs within a 24-hour Period in Multiple Venues.” This, of course, means that there had been a previous record for people dressed as Smurfs, and that distinction belonged to 2,510 losers. As for the people who participated in this global blue ball…

The 11 venues were Brussels, Belgium; Athens, Greece; Scheveningen (The Hague), Holland; Dublin, Ireland; Mexico City, Mexico; Panama City, Panama; Warsaw, Poland; Moscow, Russia; Johannesburg, South Africa; New York, USA; and London, UK. The record was announced by Marc Weinstock, President, Worldwide Marketing for Sony Pictures Entertainment. Mr. Weinstock commented, “It’s a thrill to see so many people turn out to be a part of this true fan moment in Smurfs history. Breaking a Guinness World Record on Global Smurfs Day is a testament to the enormous appeal and popularity of these beloved characters.” (Galatta)

It’s certainly a Smurf of a marketing tool for Sony, as the company’s live action feature The Smurfs opens on July 29, starring Neil Patrick Harris, Katy Perry… *sigh*… George Lopez, Kenan Thompson, and Jeff Foxworthy. As for this new record, I’m an 80s child so I can appreciate the nostalgia for a cartoon that influenced a generation to try hallucinogenic drugs, but after looking through hundreds of photos from around the world, I was a little confused. You can see for yourself what the gatherings looked like, as I’ve included images from England, Poland, Ireland, Mexico, Panama, South Africa and New York City after the jump. Let’s see if the rest of the Drunkards can figure out why I’m upset.

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The Smurfs Has A Smurfy New Trailer

Written by Ashley Burns / 03.11.11

Smurfs

Columbia Pictures has released a new trailer for The Smurfs, a live action version of one of the most annoying cartoons of my childhood. Originally, the Smurfs existed in medieval times, they lived in little mushroom houses, were three apples high yet not visible to anyone except a few people, and they spent their days foiling Gargamel’s quest to eat them all. In this new version, they somehow end up in modern New York City, harassing Neil Patrick Harris and his beard while they try to foil Gargamel’s quest to eat them.

As you can see in the trailer after the jump, Papa Smurf (Jonathan Winters) and Smurfette (Katy Perry) are joined by Brainy (Fred Armisen), Clumsy (Anton Yelchin), Jokey (Paul Rubens) and Grouchy (sigh… George Lopez). Hey, at least they gave Lopez a normal role and didn’t make him Construction Vendor Smurf. Also, the movie is directed by Raja Gosnell, who previously directed Beverly Hills Chihuahua among other atrocities. Wow, I would rather eat my own Smurf than watch this movie.

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DJ Kitty Spins Morning Links

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.28.10

I know RoboPanda already posted this a while back, but DJ Kitty slays me every time.  He’s just so laid back.  He must feign indifference and just hope his owner will eventually get tired of effing with him.  My girlfriend does that. Also, I think DJ Kitty’s owner might be C-Tates’ manager.  Think about it: DJ Kitty is wearing a Rays jersey, C-Tates is from Tampa… Seriously, there might be something to this.

MORNING LINKS

  • Isn’t That Special: How NBC Could Return Saturday Night Live to Glory. |Uproxx|
  • Mountain-Goats-are-legitWhat Are the Feds Putting Up Your Cellphone’s Backdoor? |UproxxNews|
  • This is actually awesome. Adding “Liz Lemon” to Kanye’s Tweets turns him into Tracy Jordan. |GammaSquad|
  • Katy Perry’s boobs jiggling = Best .Gif Ever. |WarmingGlow|
  • Though this lady’s boobs are more functional. |GorillaMask|
  • Florida man dies after a swimming-related bet. Notice how every awesome story begins with “Florida man”? |WithLeather|
  • Pictured: Dude, I told you mountain goats were legit. BAD MOUNTAIN GOAT!  GET DOWN FROM THERE! |via GoodbyeForeverFatty|
  • We won’t reach Alpha Centauri until the 24th century – unless we have an energy breakthrough. |Fark|
  • AMC doing 2 special screenings of the digitally remastered Back to the Future. |AMC|
  • How to deal with d*ck-drawing neighbors. |NextRound|
I didn't want to laugh at this but I did.

I didn't want to laugh at this but I did.

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