Second perhaps only to that New Mexico soccer player video I’ve pleasured myself to so many times, my favorite sports-related story of the year was the rumor that A-Rod has a painting of himself as a centaur hanging over his bed. Which, for the record, would be awesome. Naturally, when MTV interviewed Rodriguez’ girlfriend Kate Hudson, they decided to ask her about it, because there’s really else nothing interesting about her. This was the exchange:
HUDSON: That is the craziest thing anyone has ever asked me.
MTV GUY: You’re not answering the question.
HUDSON: I would never indulge in something so ridiculous.
MTV GUY: This was in a reputable magazine. …Us Weekly. (laughs) [Ed. Note: This is him giving you an out, dummy.]
HUDSON: That’s… No. I don’t “indulge” in those types of stories. As humorous as you might think they are.
Oh you don’t? That’s so noble of you. Keep taking the high road there, chick-who-co-stars-with-Dane-Cook-and-makes-movies-about-treasure. If you want to defuse rumors, a simple “no” and a giggle would suffice. As for what you just said, I’m translating it as, “Of course the rumors are true, and did you know I’m a humorless bitch?”
(It’s a turn on, because who hasn’t wanted to choke Kate Hudson?)
After the jump I’ve got the extended, American Film Market trailer for Michael Winterbottom’s A Killer Inside Me. I’m a little torn on whether to advise you to watch it, since it seems to give away the entire movie, but holy crap is it also awesomely disturbing. Some of the stuff that happens:
Bottom line, this was all sort of disturbing and I didn’t know whether to jerk off or curl up like a baby and suck my thumb. So I did both.
UPDATE: I realize the video I added originally didn’t work for some people, so I attached a new YouTube version.
[Thanks to Geoff for the video]
Anne put her hand where my face goes
My love Anne Hathaway recently made the same mistake as Dane Cook and Matthew McConnaughey before her, starring in a movie opposite Kate Hudson, whose presence is a sure sign it’s probably going to suck. I’ve got the trailer for Bride Wars after the jump, but you know pretty much everything you need to from the title. Personally, I like romantic comedies, because they show us that all women care about is hair, makeup, tanning, clothes, and getting married. Funny because it’s true! Women be shoppin’, am I right guys? Let’s all go iron our shirts and fail comically.
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In this new clip from My Best Friend’s Girl, Dane Cook does what he does best: recycle 10-year-old jokes from Urban Dictionary. At the dinner table - ewww!
OMG, bro, he’s totally talking about the Dirty Houdini! That’s like what would happen if the Dirty Sanchez gave the Houdini a Cleveland Steamer! He totally reminds me me my big bro, Tony! One time I touched a girl’s boob! Please think I’m cool!
