FilmDrunkard Tim sent me this Osama-death reaction video.  This might be my new favorite.  I think it’s the sound gradually getting closer to the frame that does it for me. That, and he’s really good at whooping.  Also the guns and the flags and the four wheeling.  Okay, I like pretty much everything about it.

MORNING LINKS

The web reacts to the death of Osama Bin Laden with gifs, photoshops, videos, etc. |Uproxx|

Ufford actually took the time to write a thoughtful response to the Bin Laden news, instead of just posting some dumb photoshop like all those other A-holes. |WarmingGlow|

Looks like Mark Hominick got into Joss Whedon’s stash of nerve tonic again. |WithLeather|

Original Nintendo Movie Adaptations We Wish Had Been Made. |GammaSquad|

Peter King talks Osama Bin Laden.  This should be good. |KSK|

PICTURED: Kat Dennings seems, uh… suddenly… can’t… concentrate…  |via SuicideBlonde|

Is This The Year That Comic Book Movies Jump The Shark? No, that was 1997. |TSS|

People keep quoting this Martin Luther King thing that he didn’t actually say. I suspect James Franco is behind this. |TheDailyWhat|

Guy with no arms grinds an 80-year-old woman on the dance floor. This is just like an uproxx party. |BostonStool|

Hillary Fisher is terrible at wearing pants, but that’s why we love her. Classic Hillary. |GorillaMask|

It’s a good thing Erin Andrews has a great body, that’s all I’m saying. |theSuperficial|

Our boy Oliver edited an Osama reaction video for BroBible.  INTERNET! F*CK YEAH! |BroBible|

Top 20 Conspiracy Theories That Have Already Sprung Up Around The Death Of Osama Bin Laden. |Buzzfeed|

Sony Online Entertainment Confirms Attack — Nearly 13,000 Credit Card Numbers May Have Been Obtained. |G4|

Hard hitting journalism from Fox uncovers real story on Bin Laden: What does Katy Perry think? |Fark|

Five ways Obama can milk the Osama killing for higher approval ratings. |HolyTaco|

Chris Hemsworth talks Thor, what it’s like to be so hunky. |ScreenJunkies|

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This is the first full trailer for Defendor, from Canadian writer/director Peter Stebbings, about a wannabe superhero, starring Woody Harrelson and Kat Dennings (who, sidenote, might be dating Baby Goose).

Reality intersects with delusion in the mind of Arthur Poppington (Woody Harrelson), a regular man who adopts a superhero persona known as Defendor, and combs the city streets at night in search of his arch-enemy, Captain Industry.  In his attempts to combat crime and bring down Captain Industry, a drug and weapons dealer who he mistakenly blames for the death of his mother, Defendor ends up befriending a young prostitute, Katerina Debrofkowitz (Kat Dennings).  Armed with unconventional weapons of mass confusion, aided by his new friend, and putting his life on the line, Defendor proves that everyone is capable of making a difference. [via Twitch]

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(This spy gear doubles as a sweet bong.)

Below is a clip from Canadian superhero drama Defendor. Yeah, they actually spelled it that way, which is odd, because I assumed Canadians would spell it defendeauxr. Woody Harrelson plays a vigilantee with no superpowers wearing a homemade superhero costume who befriends a teenaged prostitute (Kat Dennings). Oh, sure, he does it and it’s slightly endearing, but when I put on a cape and long johns and chat up teenaged sex trade workers, I get disinvited from Thanksgiving dinner. That’s fine. Whatever. I don’t like oyster stuffing and football anyway. Dawson and I will have our own Thanksgiving dinner at Arby’s. You’re not invited, Mom!

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*Actually 107 minutes long

Nick and Norah’s Infinite Playlist (new trailer after the jump) is the kind of annoyingly faux-profound title that could turn me off a movie before I know anything about it.  Yet I still enjoy Michael Cera.

It all starts when Nick (Michael Cera of Superbad/Arrested Development) asks Norah (Kat Dennings, the daughter in 40-Year-Old Virgin) to be his girlfriend for five minutes, to avoid his ex-girlfriend, who’s just walked in to his band’s show. And then, with one kiss, Nick and Norah are off on an adventure set against the backdrop of New York City-and smack in the middle of all the joy, anxiety, confusion, and excitement of a first date. This is the story about one date over one very long night, with two teenagers, both recovering from broken hearts, who are just trying to figure out who they want to be-and where the next great band is playing. [/Film]

I don’t know who wrote that synopsis but I hope they’re fired.  Reading that made me grow a vagina. 

*pokes new vagina curiously, giggles*

Opens in October

Fresh off the news that the Broncos’ kicker wrote a book called Monday Night Jihad, comes the story that Josh Hartnett and Sam Rockwell will be starring in End Zone, a movie that explores similar, fertile territory. 

George Ratliff will be directing the adaptation of the Don DeLillo book, which will also star Kat Dennings, the breasty goth daughter from 40-Year-Old Virgin. 

Hartnett will play a gifted running back who is fumbling [great verbery, LOL!] his attempts to acclimate to stardom. Dennings plays a student who captivates the jock [ROFLCOPTER!]. Rockwell plays the school’s excitable publicist. Yet to be cast is a teacher of international terrorism and mass destruction who sees the running back as the perfect soldier/student. [Variety]

De Lillo’s book, End Zone, according to Amazon, is "the story of an angst-ridden, war-obsessed running back for Logos College in West Texas, End Zone is a heady and hilarious conflation of Cold War existentialism and the parodied parallelism of battlefield/sports rhetoric." 

Sounds great.  Hey, know what else is heady?  Your mom.  BOOSH.