The newest trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness hit the web today, and unlike previous trailers, where all I could remember was Alice Eve in her bra and that Nordic ice queen bob (*bites knuckle until it bleeds*), this one seems to cover just a few main points:
- Lights shining into the camera
- Benedict Cumberbatch’s bangs (you wouldn’t like him when his bangs are messy)
- Benedict Cumberbatch’s voice (grooowwwlw growwl growwly growwwl)
- Listen to your friend, Bruce Greenwood, Kirk. He’s Canadian.
Yes, it’s probably a lot more explosiony and less about logic and human nature and clashes of culture than you remember from Star Trek, and pretty sure William Shatner never flew around space in a jetpack. But what this movie presupposes is… maybe he should have? I’ll allow it.