The trailer for Anamorph is online. A “psychological thriller” starring Willem Defoe as cop tracking a serial killer, it looks like the kind of movie Charlie Kaufman’s fictional brother would’ve written in Adaptation. But Karl Hungus is in it so how bad could it be?

Anamorph is based on the concept of anamorphosis, a painting technique that manipulates the laws of perspective to create two competing images on a single canvas. [Editor’s Note: A technique notably employed in my painting of Jesus circumcising a dragon]

This of course is not to be confused with Manamorphosis, a documentary about my washboard abs.  They never killed anyone, but only because you can’t die from sexy.  Call me, ladies. 

[Source - artwork courtesy of Punchface Thunderdog] 

God? Please kill Larry the Cable Guy - world peace can wait.

Amen,
Lance

That’s really all I have to say about this.  No one involved in this movie should ever be allowed to work again. 

UPDATE: Post actually has video it’s referencing now. Ta da.