She sings! She acts! She’s Jewish! She’s English! She raps about Pilates! And now… she directs movies.
Her movie career did not amount to much, but Madonna will hope for better luck behind the camera when her directing debut makes its world premiere at the Berlin Film Festival in February. [Reuters/Hollywood Reporter]
Dude, keep in mind that’s like the mainstreamest of mainstream news outlets basically saying her movies sucked. That’s like AVN saying you have ugly tits (I guess? - sorry, the only way I can understand things is by relating them to porn). Don’t worry, Esther, my dad said I’d never amount to much too, and look at me now! I write stuff on THE INTERNET! Suck it, universe.
"Filth and Wisdom," which has been described as a low-budget music-based comedy, stars Richard E. Grant, Stephen Graham ("Gangs of New York") and Eugene Hutz, the Ukrainian frontman for gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello.
Sure, I’ve never heard of him either, but rest assured gypsy punk bands are like the new coolest thing and everyone’s going to be into them soon enough. It’s gonna be like Crunk and The Macarena times ten, bro, you just don’t know it yet.
