As promised, this week for comments of the week, I’ve got a copy of Wild Geese to giveaway, which can currently be purchased at Severin-Films. I’ve even got an exclusive clip after the jump. Either way, the Severin guys always find the best stuff, so definitely check out their catalog, even if you feel no gratitude to them for providing our CotW prizes.

I’ll be honest, I wasn’t great about nominating comments over the past week and change, so today’s is a shorter list. But that doesn’t mean it’s SHORT on HUMOR! In fact, it’s long on humor! Tumescent with it, to the point of bursting! Sorry, that was a shameless attempt to fluff up a semi-limp list. Okay, here we go. I had to give the nod this week to “Prolapsed Masshole,” who burst onto the FilmDrunk scene with a great handle and some awesome pun work.

From The First Pictures of Tom Hardy from the Set of Mad Max, Prolapsed Mass bemoaned Mel Gibson’s absence from the Mad Max franchise, but offered a great idea for bringing him back.

prolapsed masshole says:

Mad Max: From the Dreidel to the Grave. “They started all the wars, he’ll end them”

Well done, Mr. Masshole. Send me your address and collect your DVD. After the jump, the runners up.

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While it’s true that we’re currently waiting for a re-up on

Okay, time to choose the winners.  Had to give the top nod to The Mighty Feklahr from the Sword-Wielding Porn Star Falls Down Cliff story:

The Mighty Feklahr has watched these a couple times now, and He is pretty sure that on the way down Steven Driver yells, “There…can be…only one…f*ck…I mean…as…you…wish…”

Not many other people can cram a third-person shtick, a Princess Bride reference, and a Highlander reference into the same comment and still make it relevant to the story at hand.  That was beautiful.

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This week I’m giving away Stick It in Detroit, an indie comedy from Robert Phelps which says in its description: “THIS FILM HAS A LOT OF BOOBS, BONERS, GRASS, BOOZE, BAD WORDS, POOP AND KARATE.”  Aw, man, is this gonna be like another one of my dad’s lectures?

As always, the way this works is, at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of THIS post below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Up to speed now, newbies?  To the reacharounds! First honorable mention goes to ChinoMoreno in RYAN GOSLING WILL HELP YOU MOVE:

• ChinoMoreno says: “It only looks like I’m alone in here because Ryan Gosling is carrying me.”

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I thought these comments from last week were funny enough to warrant recognition. Nominate your favorite from this week here.  Post is hidden, so bookmark it.

John Wayne in a Devo Hat was the clear winner this week, even though his comment takes some explaining. In the Dreamworks Sounds Fun post, a Kung Fu Panda writer complained about having to write a scene that was already storyboarded: So, for instance, in this scene, the panda comes up a flight of stairs carrying a bucket of water, slips on a banana peel, says something to two geese and does an air guitar. The good news? There can be anything in the bucket. Your mission: make the movie better.  To which JWIADH commented:

Easy. Panda comes up the stairs carrying a bucket, slips on a banana peel, spills bucket FULL OF PANDA SEMEN, sees two geese and says "Panda Chowder! Come and get it, cuntface" and plays air guitar.  

And then there were the comments from the Black Dynamite trailer thread, which would probably be racist if they weren’t funny.

Rotwangchung says, "I heard this film is going to be a lot longer than other films, but I’m pretty sure that’s just a stereotype."

Fek says, "At this movie, the SCREEN talks to YOU during the whole thing!"

Pauly Dangerously says, "This movie’s ticket is 3/5 the price of a regular ticket."

The rest hopefully require no introduction.

[From a Dark Knight trailer thread] AncillaryCharacter says, "I heard as the next step in the Advertisement Campaign they’re gonna light Chris O’Donell on fire in the middle of Time Square and when he screams in pain some one will come out and say "Why So Serious?" and we’ll all laugh… except Chris O’Donell, he’ll just die."

[From the Son of Ace Ventura thread] Donkey Hodey says, "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls you a Fag."

[From the Smoking is Bad thread] Chodin says, "When I was a kid, I used to place cigarettes sticking out from between by penis and my nut sac, because I thought that’s what Joe Camel wanted me to do."

[From the other Dark Knight trailer thread] John Wayne in a Devo Hat says, "Fuck this movie. I want to see Pineapple Dark Knight Express. Batman wasted on weed driving the Batmobile around town smashing into shit and eating cheetos." 

Anyway, congratulations, butt holes.