This video (what would happen if Sarah Palin was a Disney movie??) is everywhere today so I might as well post it.  Seriously though, guys, be careful about giving them ideas, especially with a clever name.  These are after all the same people who made Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Retards don’t know they’re being made fun of, they just enjoy the attention.

[CollegeHumor]

Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain spoke at a Service Nation forum at the Columbia campus last night, and between servicing models, I was fortunate enough to attend.  Overall it was your basic boring political event, but for many of us in the audience, the big surprise was that one of the opening acts, sandwiched between NY Governor David Paterson and some 9/11 families, was none other than Tobey Maguire.

No one seems to know exactly why he was a featured speaker. “What the f-ck is Tobey Maguire doing here?” many wondered aloud. But the highlight was surely when he used the old “I may play a superhero on the big screen, but we all know the real heroes are the brave men and women who blah blah blah,” line.  That got a big laugh.

Anyway, before I get started with the real important news today *stifles laugh*, I just wanted to say, don’t sell yourself short, Tobey.  Firemen may be brave and social workers selfless, but neither can shoot webbing.

Get it?  Juno is already the most parodied movie of all time, but… Juneau!  It’s in Alaska!  That’s where McCain’s VP pick is governor!  They’re totally homophones!  And she’s got a knocked up daughter!  *eeep* OMG, I totally just gave myself another movie parody idea!

Hello operator?  Get me Seltzer and Friedberg – quickly, man, this thing’s got a shelf life!

[Cinematical]

After John McCain released an ad (watch it after the jump) comparing Barack Obama to people like Paris Hilton (whose McCain-contributing family is none too pleased {I’d think they’d be more pissed about their daughter being a vacuous whore, but whatever}) and Britney Spears, this clip of McCain’s cameo in Wedding Crashers has been going around the web.  It clearly proves that McCain… uh… um, it’s an example of… well, I’ll have to get back to you on that one.   But I think it’s pretty clear that this campaign won’t be over until we find out who Kevin Costner’s voting for.