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Hooray, it’s everyone’s favorite time of the week! New Frotcast time! This week, we brought on Joe Sinclitico (the comedian formerly known as Joe King) to give us that feeling of fear mixed with delight and anticipation that we get every time Joe opens his mouth. On the space docket this week: our new favorite news personality, GustAHvo Alma-DOE-var (see below), Peter Dante and the epic existential buffoonery of his LAX bro video, Skyfall, Lincoln, Joe’s movie pitches (such as “Dalai Lamas,” starring Lorenzo Lamas and his special needs son who’s the reincarnation of Tibetan royalty), and how Taylor Lautner seems like a malfunctioning robot. No rules, just right. (What? That is an original slogan that I came up with on my own).

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We’re coming to Chicago November 3d! Mark your calendars! This week on the Frotcast, Joe King is LIVE IN THE FROTQUARTERS! Joe unveils that he no longer has a stage name, so meet Joe Sinclitico. Brendan reads us an email from his girlfriend’s mom about accidentally hitting a Chinese man in the nuts at Costco, we talk about Knuckle, the documentary about bare-knuckle gypsy brawlin’, and Joe answers some of your questions about his mom and being a porn cameraman. After that, Joe Kin– er, Sinclitico, pitches us some new movie ideas, and indulges his strange obsession with Tevin Campbell. After that, things get a little fuzzy. We discussed what ever happened to Dauber from Coach. We play some audio from Ryan Lochte’s crazy sister who seems to love a certain racial slur for Chinese people. At one point Joe accidentally stops the recording on my computer while he Googles Tevin Campbell stuff, so we lost about 15 minutes there, but hey, if you don’t enjoy total disasters, I don’t know why you’d be listening to a Frotcast, especially one with Joe as the guest. Enjoy!

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COME TO THE FILMDRUNK COMEDY SHOW! TONIGHT! WITH JOE KING, PAULY DANGEROUSLY, MATT LIEB, AND LESLIE SMALL! San Francisco! Cobb’s Comedy Club! Tickets here.

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Wow. Well, after last week’s thoroughly thoughtful, informative, and at times even poignant Frotcast, we were due for one that’s basically 90 minutes of the bluest scat talk you can imagine. So we brought on our friend Joe King, and if you’ve never heard Joe King, the best way to explain him is that pretty much everything that comes out of his mouth is an Aristocrats joke. Joe King is a walking Aristocrats joke. Joe pitches us four or five movie ideas (“Kilmer vs. Kilmer”), all of which are gold, and tells us true stories from his acting class in LA, where he gets to make out with Victoria’s Secret models and the guy from Bring It On 2 pretends to have PTSD and tackles people to save them from fake explosions. ACTING! I hurt myself from laughing.

We also play some clips from this year’s AVN Awards, with special focus on Jesse Jane’s shrieking hell-banshee voice and finish it off with your relationship and poop questions. Hey! Do you like the Frotcast? Turn a friend on to it! Write us a review on iTunes! Buy some stuff from AdamandEve.com and enter the promo code “FROT.” Seriously though, we have a lot of fun making these, and we’d love it if we could win some new listeners.

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Pretty straightforward ‘cast for you guys this week, just a little HOTT GOSS™ with Ashley Burns, running down the latest in fake celebrity gossip, plus a little stand-up from Pauly Casillas/Dangerously and Joe King (I’ll include mine next week), and general movie talk (Michael Bay/TMNT gate, John Carter, etc.). Here’s your detailed breakdown from Adam:

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Not that it could ever make up for losing the second half of last week’s pod, but we tried to recreate the magic with Burnsy’s Corner, Brendan’s ideas for MANswers segments, and Joe King’s movie pitches, which, SPOILER ALERT, all seem to involve “a 40-year-old man with Down Syndrome.”

Notes, by Adam:

• 00:01:41 – Vince briefly discusses The Artist, and brings up legendary actress Kim Novak wanting to report a rape due the films use of the Vertigo score. It’s not surprising that Armond White agrees with her. Mr. White also made the news recently for heckling during the NY Film Critics Circle ceremony.
• 00:09:03 – We check out some clips from Manswers, which reminds us of Ow! My Balls from Idiocracy, and have some fun with our own fake Manswers.
• 00:18:53 – Burnsy’s Corner brings us a clip of the new star and Mountain Dew addict of Toddlers and Tiaras. We’re visited by a Miami Heat fan, and returning guest, Mr. Lee Roth. Somehow the Bible comes up, and Burnsy plays a cover of Nelson’s cherished classic by Kids Incorporated.
• 00:57:41 – We discuss commercial campaigns the insult the intelligence of heterosexual males.
• 01:06:36 – Joe King pitches us his movie ideas. Joe and Vince talk shop about some of the terrible places they’ve done stand-up.

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