Here’s video of Seth Rogen on Jimmy Kimmel last night. The back story on this is that Rogen was explaining how the first time he was on the show, he was on with Megan Fox before the first Transformers. She was going on after him and she was nervous, so before the show she came to his dressing room to ask if he’d stay onstage during her interview. He agreed, and thought when she came out, he’d seize probably the only opportunity he’d ever have to sneak a peck on the cheek from Megan Fox. Only she disses him. On national TV. Then Kimmel plays the clip, and it’s every bit as bad as promised. She kisses Kimmel on the cheek, then walks by Rogen, and as he leans in, she totally ignores him. And the saddest part isn’t the rejection, it’s his instantaneous knowing acceptance of it. “Yeah, I get it, I probably wouldn’t kiss me either.” You poor bastard. I used to be like that, before I learned how to be smooth around girls. You don’t go begging for kisses on the cheek like some schlubby pussy. You just gotta sock ‘em in the arm and go “Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?”
And then it’s Miller time.
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Here’s video of Megan Fox on Jimmy Kimmel last week. Jimmy asks her what it’s like working with Michael Bay, and she tells this story:
“The first time I ever met him, I was 15, and I was an extra on Bad Boys 2. We were shooting this club scene, and they brought me in, and I was wearing a stars and stripes bikini and a red cowboy hat, and six-inch heels. And they took me to Mike and he approved it. And they said, ‘You know, Michael, she’s 15, so you can’t sit her at the bar and she can’t have a drink in her hand.’ So his solution to that problem was to then have me dancing underneath a waterfall getting soaking wet. At 15. I was in tenth grade. So that’s sort of a microcosm of how Bay’s mind works.” [you can see the super short clip of her that made it into the movie after the jump]
Bottom line, this just adds to the mountain of evidence that a reality show about Michael Bay would be about 1000 times more awesome than a Michael Bay movie. I also love how Megan Fox was already in six-inch heels and a bikini, but acts indignant about him making her get wet. As if she thought she was going there to explain the electoral college. “Yeah, so anyway, I’m on all fours drinking water out of the toilet, and next thing you know, guy tells me to bark like a dog. And I’m like, what a sicko, you know?”
A contrite Billy Bob Thornton went on Jimmy Kimmel last night to apologize for being a total dick to that Canadian radio guy for basically no reason. Ha, just kidding, he blamed it on the DJ, called everyone names, and laughed at us for being petty.
“Well first of all, the fact that that was news was astounding to me. It gave humpbacked geeks all over the world something to do for a couple of days.” [scattered laughter]
But after that he did express some remorse. Psyche! Fooled you again!
“I do that all the time. It wasn’t the first time.” [Thornton then talked about a show he did in Germany ten years ago in which the female host didn’t adhere to his requirements and he responded the same way]
“This woman said something that she wasn’t supposed to say and I told her that I receive signals from Venus from a metal plate in my head. Then of course you get calls from all your friends ‘are you ok?’ ‘Of course I’m ok. I told a DJ to kiss my ass, that’s all that happened….’ If I tell some guy who lied to me in my face to not say something, you know… it doesn’t make any sense to me, plus the fact that… it’s news?”
Hmmm, three names… lacks empathy… struggling musician… former actor… What else does this guy have to do before we lock him up, put on a clown suit and carve up a puppy?
[hat tip, celebitchy]
Everyone knows Mel Gibson is a batshit crazy Jew hater. But on the other hand, he made this funny fake movie trailer (for “The Colonel”) last night on Kimmel. Hmm, tough one, but I think I’ll forgive him. I mean, it’s not like he hates puppies.
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In Milk, the upcoming biopic of assassinated gay San Francisco city councilman Harvey Milk, James Franco plays the love interest opposite Sean Penn in the lead. In recent interviews with GQ and Jimmy Kimmel, Franco reveals that he and Penn share many a gay kiss, and even a nude scene. Beginning at about 4:45 of the video after the jump, Franco talks about being provided with a secret weapon.
I was very uncomfortable on the day (of the nude scene), but the makeup artist handed me this prosthetic penis. And he said, “You can wear this, it’ll make you feel more comfortable.”
So I’m diving in the pool and we’re doing this scene… And I go over to Sean, and I guess he didn’t know that I was wearing the prosthetic. And said, “Sean… You know, you’re such a great actor. You wouldn’t do a scene like this if they asked you, right? You wouldn’t dive into the pool naked, would you?” And not knowing I’m wearing this Boogie Nights prosthetic, he says, “Well James… If I was built like you, I would.” [YouTube via FirstShowing]
Any way, it sounds like a lot of fun. Nothing spices up a picture about an assassinated political leader like a couple guys with big fake cocks making out in a pool. It’s like they based the storyboard on my dreams!
On a related note, I think it’s very flattering to refer to the male member as a “dong”. Makes it sound like you’re just gonna run out and slam it against a church bell a couple hundred times. Wake up, assholes, it’s party time!
