(I feel like this picture is somehow related.  Source = WSJ)

It was business as usual last week on FilmDrunk, so I say we get right into it, and Mr. Snuggles agrees.  (Mr. Snuggles is my .38.).  From BOONDOCK SAINTS 2: PRAYING AND SHOOTING:

Chodin says: FACT: Troy Duffy puts baseball cards on his lifted truck rims.

From Troy Duffy/Praying and shooting we move to Stephenie Meyer and the Hot Topic Twilight New Moon Collection, or praying and not shooting, one might say, if one was attempting to appear humorous.

Chino Moreno says: The hoodies won’t keep you very warm as the zippers won’t go all the way.

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Howdy, folks.  Comments of the week time again.  Nominate your favorites for next week in the comments section of this post.  Hooray, anyone can play!  Who wants a participation ribbon?

Today’s winner gets Hell Ride (trailer here) on DVD.  Presented by Quentin Tarantino, from writer-director Larry Bishop, comes this biker movie homage to the spaghetti western, which follows a tough group of bikers as they seek to avenge the death of a loved one at the hands of a sadistic, rival motorcycle gang.  It’s in stores 10-28, and though it doesn’t have a Michael Madsen poetry track, it should because that would be awesome.

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Last week’s funniest commenter receives a Limited Edition t-shirt from the movie Black Dynamite, which actually looks pretty awesome. It claims to be a size L, but was too small for yours truly.  *bursts into tears*  *sticks finger down throat to puke up last meal*  *starts flirting with drunkest guy at bar*

Anyway, our big winner is JHC from the Ass to Ass/Saw V trailer post, with an assist from Pauly Dangerously:

Pauly Dangerously says, At my funeral, I want the Father to yell "Ass to ass!" instead of saying "ashes to ashes".
JHC says, At my funeral, I want my wife to say, "He died the way he lived.  Sitting on the fuckin’ couch playing X-Box".

More funny after the jump.  Nominate your favorites for next week here (post won’t show up on the main page, so bookmark it).

From the Beer for My Horses trailer thread:

Rotwangchung says, I’m also pretty sure that Toby Keith thinks "quesadilla" is Spanish for "what’s the deal?" 

From the Dragonball Poster thread:

Craptastic says, If the japs ever did get their hands on some real dragon balls, they would just crush them up and drink them in tea to try and get a boner.

How racist.  Everyone knows "Jap" should be capitalized.  From the Accidentes movie thread:

Stone Soup says, I once chased a lawyer in my ambulance.  It blew his mind. 

From the Manny Shyamalan to Produce thread: 

Stinky Peet says, This is entirely backwards:  The problem with Shammy’s films isn’t his directing, writing, or acting, it’s the shitty concepts.  This is like dating a Playmate but removing her implants, sewing her vagina shut and just listening to her talk all day. 

From the Tim Burton Casts Lead in Alice in Wonderland thread: 

Pauly Dangerously says, Pauly: "Hey Bitch, did you just get a hair cut?"  Mia: "No! I just had my fucking shoulders lowered."

Same thread:

chodin says, "Wasikowska!" is what a Japanese magician says right before he reveals. 

Golf claps all around, people.  Keep up the good work for next week, I should have another prize to give away.

Here on FilmDrunk, we like to reward the commenters who make us laugh.  Nominate your favorite for next week’s Comments of the Week here (post is hidden, so bookmark it). 

This week’s winner will receive The X-Files: Revelations, "a two-disc compilation of eight critical episodes, hand-picked by series creator Chris Carter, which are the perfect grounding for the movie, X-Files: I Want to Believe."  In stores July 8th.  So who’s the lucky winner?  It was tough, but I had to go with JHC for his alternate caption on the Quentin Tarantino thread:

JHC says, "Hey Q!  Do that bad ass impression of a Labradoodle getting out of the water."
::photographer nudges dude next to him::
"You gotta see this shit man.  He fuckin’ nails it."

Meanwhile, Rotwangchung was all over the place last week:

From the George Lucas goes to Washington thread: Rotwangchung says, "Is that neck bladder Lucas’s defense mechanism?  Did someone startle him by having an idea that wasn’t retarded?"

From the Sienna Miller’s Boobs are Too Small thread: Rotwangchung says, "I stopped attending meetings of the Itty Bitty Titty Committe because "new business" was always just crying, gorging on ice cream and trading blow-job tips."

From the Rose McGowan/Red Sonja Thread: Rotwangchung says, "If McGowan were an eighty-year-old male blues harmonica player, her name would be "Fishbelly White."" 

The rest need no neither context nor introduction.

From the Tarantino thread: Donkey Hodey says, "No Mr. Tarantino, they’ve already cast Harvey Dent and shot the film."

From the Spirit Posters thread: Donkey Hodey says, "The ellipses that end each of the quotes are all borrowed from Morgan Freeman’s face."

From the Hulk Review thread: Chino Moreno says, "Banner pic: Hulk PARKOUR!!!" 

From the Eagle Eye Trailer thread (starring Shia LaBeouf): Hans Gruber says, "Never trust a man whose last name sounds like a sound effect from The old Batman series with french subtitles."

From the Fool’s Gold DVD thread: Witty Nickname says, "I refuse to contribute to the sales numbers for this movie. I’ll just pyrite it." [Grooooaaaannnn] 

From the New Dark Knight Pics thread, Pauly Dangerously says, "This is the ‘Good cop, Bat cop’ scene…" [Double Grooooaaannnn] 

From the More Dark Knight Pics thread, RoboPanda says, "THEN WHAT ABOUT THE BATCAVE?  Will it be full of bats?  Are those stalagmites or stalagtites?  Will Robin escape from the sex swing?  TUNE IN NEXT WEEK."

And last but not least, possibly my favorite one-off comment of all time:

From the Tale of Despereaux thread: Guy_Who_Says_Fuck_At_Shitty_Movies says, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"  [See what he did there?  Brilliant.]