(Jason Ritter: the man with four eyebrows)

Those f–king hipsters will just not let up, man. This is the “official” trailer for Peter and Vandy, a film I already want to punch in the boob, purely based on the fact that one of its main characters is named Vandy. Starring Jason Ritter and Jess Weixler, I think it’s a movie about songs that play for 15 seconds and then suddenly drop out. No really, I’m sitting here in ski socks trying to count the number of songs they cram into this thing and I’m at like five or six.

Anyway, the film’s IMDB page supplies what my malnourished fingers just couldn’t: the most vague, universally-applied film synopsis ever.

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Seems like every ten seconds I see the TV spot for Teeth in which they compare it to movies like Rosemary’s Baby and The Exorcist.   Take a gander (yes, a female goose) at this new clip and see what you think.  Looks more like Cabin Fever or Serial Mom to me.  The Exorcist and Rosemary’s Baby weren’t what you’d call "campy". 

Anyway, in case you haven’t been around (shit happens, I know), Teeth is about a girl with teeth in her vagina, which is either a blessing or a curse, depending on how much of a man-hating lesbo you are.  I wanted teeth on my penis, so I just got some tattooed on the sides like one of them old time fighter planes.  Now when I chase people around with my weiner out I can either shout "RAWR" or "Pew Pew!", because both apply.  I think it was the best solution for everyone.