First of all, I’m not a Diablo Cody hater. Aside from the annoyingly kitschy dialog at the beginning and the overbearing hipster rock throughout (whose inclusion probably had nothing to do with Cody), I actually enjoyed Juno.  There, I said it.  Still, this story’s about a movie I’m pretty sure they’ve already made 10 times.

Fox Searchlight has acquired rights to the upcoming [i.e., not even out yet] novel “Breathers: A Zombie’s Lament” by S.G. Browne. Cody will produce the zombie romantic comedy, marking her third collaboration with the studio following “Juno” and the upcoming Megan Fox starrer “Jennifer’s Body.”  [which was about "a cheerleader possessed by a demon who begins feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town."]
“Breathers” centers on a recently deceased Everyman and newly minted zombie who is having trouble adjusting to his new existence. All that changes when he goes to an Undead Anonymous meeting and finds kindred souls. [Variety]

OMG, that sounds so cute and hip and fetch!  We could call it a zomrombedy! And there’ll be tons of hilarious self-help references!  This is going to be the most kickin and blingy and meta and iPod and web 2.0 movie evar! I’m totally going to American Apparel this afternoon to get an outfit for the premiere.

I originally posted this picture a couple days ago, but then the site crashed :-(   It’s from the set of Transformers 2. I thought it would be good to use again with this story because she’s grabbing her boobs in it, you see.

Megan Fox has filmed a “really hot” lesbian love scene for her new movie.
The ‘Transformers’ actress romps topless in bed with ‘Mamma Mia’ star Amanda Seyfried in zombie film ‘Jennifer’s Body’.
A source said: “The two girls make out hardcore, rolling around in a bed. It was a really hot scene.”
In ‘Jennifer’s Body’, Megan plays a possessed cheerleader who goes on a killing spree murdering her male classmates.
Megan recently hinted she would be sharing a passionate smooch with her co-star Amanda, revealing: “I eat and seduce everyone. There’s a lot of kissing everyone – boys and girls. All kinds of craziness." [AZ Central - thanks to RoboPanda for the assist]

Megan Fox is kind of a big star now – ten bucks says they don’t show anything.  I hate when they call something a "topless" scene even if you don’t get to see any nipples. By those standards, that Lever 2000 commercial counts as a topless scene, and even though there was a little kid showering with his parents, it didn’t seem very sexy.  Quit trying to get us excited when you have no intention of finishing us off.  It’s like when girls wear revealing clothes and then act like they weren’t expecting to get raped.  Well excuse me, your majesty.

And yes, the comments are still down.  The tech guys are fixing the code so that, in their words, it will be "less gay."  Look forward to that.  In the meantime… what will I do without constant validation?!?!  ARRRRGGGHHHH!    

I saw this poster for Alan Ball’s new HBO series True Blood the other day but didn’t think it was that interesting until the poster from the Diablo Cody-scripted Jennifer’s Body came out and was pretty much the exact same thing.  You’ll notice the Jennifer’s Body poster doesn’t actually have fangs because the character isn’t a vampire.  So why does she have blood on her mouth?  I dunno.  Maybe it’s period.  *shrugs*

[Thanks to Liam for the tip]

Jennifer’s Body, written by Juno‘s Diablo Cody and set to star Tranformers‘ Megan Fox, has found a director – Karen Kusama.

Kusama previously wrote and directed Girlfight (not as sexy as it sounds, but supposedly pretty good), and directed Aeon Flux.  Her IMDB page says she was born in Brooklyn, but I’d like to think she pronounces it “Diabro”.  That’s not racist, is it?  Hehe, well that’s because my kooky roomate, TimTam the Incorrible Bigot pushed me out of the way just so he could type that. Darn you, TimTam, that wasn’t even very funny!

Megan Fox will play a cheerleader in a sleepy town whose perfect life goes haywire when she becomes possessed and begins killing the young men in town who lust after her. Hard C [Ed. Note: !!] partners Jason Reitman and Dan Dubiecki will produce with Mason Novick. Reitman directed the Cody-scripted Juno for Atomic’s sister company Fox Searchlight. [ComingSoon]

MTV has a bit more info:

Described as a “Heathers”-type dark comedy, it tells the story of a seemingly-perfect cheerleader whose life is thrown into disarray when she gets possessed by a demon [more like my semen AHAHAAHAHAHA! Cuz it rhymes, get it?  ...Sorry, too much coffee] begins eating boys in her small Minnesota town, then faces off against her best friend and the Satan-worshipping band that made her evil.

In other news, Megan Fox’s last name don’t lie, am I right fellas?  Boosh. *fist pound*

Diablo Cody‘s upcoming "comedic supernatural thriller" starring Megan Fox, Jennifer’s Body, has signed up Jason Reitman and the production team behind Juno (in limited US release December 5th). 

Personally, I think they should bring back the lead (Ellen Page) from Juno. I find myself strangely attracted to her, and I’m not sure if it’s because she’s all sassy and sarcastic or because she’s in high school.  Either way, you know… hot. 

[Jennifer's Body] tells the story of a cheerleader who is possessed by a demon and starts feeding off the boys in a Minnesota farming town. Her "plain Jane" best friend must kill her, then escape from a correctional facility to go after the Satan-worshiping rock band responsible for the transformation. [Hollywood Reporter]

Yeah yeah, whatever.  Look, I’m not calling this chick “Diablo” until she agrees to call me by my stripper name, Voltron H. Racecardriver (the H is for Horatio). As I pointed out earlier, her real name is Brook Busey-Hunt.  Normally I’m against hyphenated names, but now I realize that her parents were probably just trying to inoculate her and her brother Mike against ridicule.  But it didn’t work, because children can be cruel, especially if your mom is Gary Busey.