Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.15.13

If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them. That’s why when I fell into a Deviant ART wormhole the other day and ended up browsing through something called “morphs” before taking a strange turn into Fat Hollywood, I just said, “F*ck it” and rolled with it. Pun sort of intended.

I don’t really know how to describe this strange exercise in photoshop other than by pointing at the banner pic of an obese Megan Fox and saying, “That.” Basically, from what I can tell, there are a lot of people out there who appreciate the true beauty of some of Hollywood’s most famous and talented actresses, but they’d prefer them to have a little more meat on their bones.

To each his own is what I say, because life is short and we should enjoy whatever makes us happiest. At least that’s a new philosophy I’m trying to embrace these days. So I gathered some of the morphs and FAToshops (trademark pending) of my favorite gorgeous actresses so that we could all see their beauty from a new, well-rounded perspective.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is doing great

Written by Vince Mancini / 06.24.10

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Recently there was some hubbub and possibly even hullabaloo about Jennifer Love Hewitt Jennifer-Love-Hewitt-Client-List2-Bra

Watch a preview for the Lifetime original movie “The Client List,” starring Jennifer Love Hewitt as a mother who will do whatever it takes to support her family, even the unthinkable! [whoring. -Ed.] Inspired by a true story. Premieres Monday, July 19 at 9 PM et/pt. Also starring Cybill Shepherd and Eric Laneuville. [via Fark]

Eric Laneuville?! Sacre bleu!  Point being, who’s laughing now, jackass?  I bet you feel pretty stupid for ever doubting Jennifer Love Hewitt’s acting ability and star power.  You were probably just jealous of her luscious titties.

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