Miami Connection’s For Your Consideration trailer requires some serious considering

Written by Vince Mancini / 11.05.12

As you may have already learned via Uproxx email, FilmDrunk is co-presenting a series of screenings of Drafthouse Film’s Miami Connection as it karate kicks its way across the country, and it’s for this reason we were able to procure this exclusive For Your Consideration trailer. In case you don’t know, Miami Connection began as a rare 35 mm print of an obscure, 1987 film release bought for $50 on ebay, which was eventually rediscovered by Drafthouse Films and edited by Hobo with a Shotgun‘s Jason Eisner. It tells the story of 9th degree blackbelt YK Kim, leading his gang of synth-pop martial arts band Dragon Sound against drug-dealing motorcycle ninjas on the streets of Orlando. If that description doesn’t sound awesome to you, we probably can’t be friends.

This latest trailer is aimed specifically at the Academy voter, who’d be wise not to forget the name Maurice Smith when Best Actor nominating time comes around. I just like the whole scene that’s going on around him. Everyone’s either sleeveless or shirtless, there’s a picture of a rock star on the wall, one guy’s crying about a picture of his dead father – it’s like an Uproxx meeting with better haircuts.

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‘Miami Connection’ has a new trailer. Praise Jesus.

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.19.12

If you took my complete and utter apathy for another three-hour Hobbit movie and reversed the polarity, you’d get Miami Connection, a film that combines mullets, 80s synth-pop, sword fights, ninjas, girls in nightclubs with their boobs flopping everywhere and karate. That guy in the banner image? I chopped his arm off with my boner, that’s how excited I am for this.

Edited by HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN Director Jason Eisner for Drafthouse Films, the trailer for this ’80s martial arts gem packs quite a punch.  MIAMI CONNECTION, directed by 9th degree black belt philosopher/author/inspirational speaker Grandmaster Y.K. Kim, tells the story of fearless synth rock band Dragon Sound as they embark on a roundhouse wreck-wave of crime-crushing justice in the streets of Orlando.

The film began as a rare 35mm print of an obscure, 1987 VHS release bought off eBay for fifty dollars, and it has to be worth millions today, because it’s not often these days you find a shirtless Italian dude with a mullet doing karate who’s not trying to be ironic.

What I want, you got, might be haaaard to haaaandle, like a flaaaame that burns a candle… Sorry, that’s just what happens in my head whenever I look at this picture.

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New Hobo with a Shotgun trailer welcomes you to F**ktown

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.31.11

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After the jump, you can check out the new red-band trailer for Hobo with a Shotgun.  I saw it at Sundance (where Rutger Hauer told me to shut up in front of a crowded auditorium), and barring a few problems, and despite being borderline revolting, I quite enjoyed it.  And this new trailer does a great job showing off the strength of the movie, which is the awesome one-liners.  I quite enjoyed:

“Choke on this, sh-tlicker.”

“You and me are going on a car ride to hell. …You’re riding shotgun.”

“You can’t solve all the world’s problems with a shotgun!” [sadly] “…It’s all I know.”

Some of the ones you don’t get to hear here include:

“They’re gonna make comic books out of my hate crimes.”

“Girl, you look so good I just wanna cut my d*ck off and rub it all over your titties.”

The more I think about it, the more I like this movie.  Choke on this, sh*tlickers:

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Review: Hobo with a Shotgun is better than Machete

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.28.11

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The film that began as Nova Scotian Jason Eisener’s entry into a make-your-own Grindhouse trailer competition back in 2007 was expanded into a feature last year, and is set to hit theaters this spring.  Movies based on silly trailers have a bit of a dubious track record, which I think we were all willing to cautiously overlook on account of this one being called “Hobo with a Shotgun.”  It’s up there with Hot Tub Time Machine and Snakes on a Plane on my list of Names That Make Ya Go LOLWUT?  But does the finished product live up to its potential?  COME WITH ME TO FIND OUT, ON A MAGICAL JOURNEY THROUGH WORDS AND TEXT!

Hobo-Shotgun-headOuch, you guys, my soul hurts.  I guess that’s just what happens when you watch a naked whore writhe in fresh corpse blood, a guy try to saw off a hooker’s head with a hacksaw, a man gingerly fondle his shotgun-blasted balls, and a pack of hyenas cut off a wildebeest’s penis and then make him eat it piece by piece while they rape his wife.  I’m not sure that last one was even in the movie, or if I just imagined it because my mind is now so warped.  I know the violence in Hobo with a Shotgun wasn’t meant to be taken seriously, but at times it wasn’t so much clever or gleeful, just brutal, and borderline disturbing.  But shouldn’t depictions of violence be disturbing, you might be asking, especially if you’re some kind of overeducated, close-reading psychobabbler?  I suppose it should, if you’re trying to make a comment on violence, but in a comical faux-exploitation film it doesn’t quite play.  If the sex and violence and swearing in these Grindhousey movies feels so good because it’s so wrong, like a dead-baby joke, or your sister’s tittie, it’s still easier to enjoy when it doesn’t make you feel like a sadist.  The gore was a little excessive in Hobo with a Shotgun.  Not enough to make or break the movie for me, but I dread the inevitable Pollyannical, conflatulent screed from Armond White, on the topic of this generation’s despicable delectation for endless decapitation.  He won’t be right, but the ammo’s there.

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Where Hobo with a Shotgun really won me over was in the quiet moments.

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Rutger Hauer assaults audience with shotgun, Flipcam (with video)

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.26.11
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Yes, apparently that was a real shotgun

Today at a Sundance screening of Hobo with a Shotgun, Rutger Hauer told me to shut up in front of an auditorium full of people.  I’ll have video of that up soon, my ultimate geek moment, but for now, let’s focus on Rutger Hauer being awesome.

While director Jason Eisener was introducing the film, star Rutger Hauer, veteran of Blade Runner and possibly the most impish 67-year-old alive, ran onstage holding what appeared to Rutger-hauer-florisbe a real shotgun.  I’ve got video of that below, but this was the exchange:

HAUER: “You wanna take a bet if it’s loaded or not?

[Someone in the audience shouts "That's a real shotgun!"]

HAUER:  “We.  Shoot. Movies.  We don’t shoot f*cking people.”

(*breathes into paper bag to avoid geek coma*)

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