In The Blind Side, Sandra Bullock plays a wealthy southerner who adopts a poor black child and, with the help of folksy wisdom, teaches him to play football. The moral of the story is, if you can raise a child better than your neighbor, you should steal that child and raise it so that it might reward you with NFL money.  Unfortunately for porn star Janine Lindemulder, it seems Sandra Bullock may have taken the lesson to heart.  And if you didn’t want to read this whole dumb paragraph, the gist was PORN STAR JANINE LINDEMULDER.

Bullock is trying to prove that she is a better parent for her husband’s five year-old daughter, Sunny, than the girl’s mother, 40-year-old Janine Lindemulder, who has just served six months in prison for tax evasion. Lindemulder is currently in a halfway house and can apply for custody of her child at the beginning of next year but Bullock’s husband, US television star Jesse James, has already taken action to keep the child with them.

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