(“SEE GIRLS? THEY DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THEIR BAD REPUTATION.”)

After the jump I’ve got the newest trailer for The Runaways, starring 16-year-old Dakota Fanning and 19-year-old Kristen Stewart as the leaders of the seminal girl-rock group.  It follows Cherie Currie and Joan Jett as they eschew small-town conformity in favor of being hard-ass bitches.  Critics are already calling it Whip It without roller skates.  It’s also chock full of sexiness, like Dakota Fanning seductively sucking her straw, KStew telling her “this ain’t baby shampoo”, and shooting a squirt gun down her throat.  It’s like they’re trying really hard to convince us Dakota Fanning swallows.

And then at the end, a wet, ripe cherry explodes everywhere.  Stephenie Meyers wept.

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InGameNow has an interesting article up in which they point out that Milla Jovovich (whom you may remember as Leilu Multi-Pass from 5th Element), who stars in Perfect Getaway opening tomorrow, claims to have been born in 1975.  Which would’ve made her 13 at the time of this guest spot on Married With Children.  Which doesn’t seem likely.  Or maybe this boner is just a dangerous outlaw.  (*two gun fingers pointed at crotch*)

They’ve got a couple other pieces of evidence over there, which mostly consist of pointing out old hot pictures of Milla Jovovich and then speculating whether or not she was underage when she took them.  Rawr, sounds like my kind of party.  I do my speculating with a speculum.