Party Dog is about to make it rain all over 69 Cats. (*howls lyrics to "Cherry Pie"*)

This week’s comment of the week was tough to choose, as it always is when there’s a 100+ comment thread of Gary Busey facts.  But in the end, like Gary Busey, I had to go with my gut:

Donkey Hodey says: Gary Busey once had the same dream as Martin Luther King Jr., except when he woke up, his pillow was gone.

I couldn’t tell you what that even means, but every time I read it, I can’t stop giggling.  The even bigger news is, this week’s comment of the week will be competing with every other comment of the week in FilmDrunk’s first ever COMMENT OF THE YEAR honors.  Happening right here!  Right now!  I’ve sifted through damn near 52 comments and picked my 10 favorites.  That’s a lot of work for a blogger!  (*mops brow with wadded tissue, takes kleenex boxes off feet, puts feet on desk

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(At Gary Busey’s house, this is what we like to call “Tuesdays.”)

This week’s Frotcast was much like your sister’s butt, in that it was so big that we had to split it into two parts.  I’m posting them both, but you can listen/download separately for easier computing.  This week we kind of did a theme thing.  In part one, we speak with Brian Massingill, who may or may not be the heir to a sizable douche fortune, a FilmDrunkard who was assigned to be Gary Busey’s personal assistant on a small film shooting in Austin.  Imagine being 22 and suddenly having Gary Busey injected into your social life 24 hours a day for a few weeks and you get some idea as to what we’re talking about.  Calling your mom late at night, breaking into your roommate’s room while he’s sleeping… let’s just say the kid has some stories.  He says he once told Gary Busey that he needed to get to the set, and Gary yelled, “I will rip out your spleen and eat it like a banana!”

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THE PLUG: This week’s comments of the week winner receives a copy of Gary Giddins’ WARNING SHADOWS: Home Alone with Classic Cinema.

WARNING SHADOWS: Home Alone with Classic Cinema is a new book by award-winning music and film critic Gary Giddins that provides readers with a guided tour from the early days of film to the modern digital era of DVDs and online video streaming. Giddins provides insight into the most famous actors, directors, and innovators who made and continue to make films possible, and he examines how developments in technology—from “talkies” to television to special effects to the Internet—effect America’s involvement in the arts, entertainment, and culture.

Buy. That. Sh*t. Now. Or else your flowers will wilt and your parents will die like Jacktion!’s.

THE WINNERS: I’m doing things a little different this week.  I’ll give you the top two comments, and you vote for the winner in the comments section. This week, there are two deserving comments, and they both reflect two opposing philosophies.  Jacktion!’s comment on Lindsay Lohan being cast in a Linda Lovelace biopic is brilliant, simple, succinct, cutting, and perfectly relevant:

Jacktion!: I think Lindsay Lohan is playing Linda Lovelace in the porn remake of the Linda Lovelace biopic.

Meanwhile, The Mighty Feklahr’s comment on Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson confirming their relationship is the opposite:

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This week I’ve got three copies of the Krod Mandoon and the Flaming Sword of Fire special edition DVD set, now available from Comedy Central.  I’m sure it’s right up your alley, because I know how you guys love things that flame and man dunes (*high fives frat buddies*).  (…I don’t know either, man.).  Anyway, here are your three winners:

[From Danny Trejo to Produce Basketball Version of The Blind Side]  Donkey Hodey says:

Donkey: Yer changin’ that boy’s laahfe.
Trejo: Chinga, ése. He changeen mine.

[From Jamie Foxx Wants to Eat Pizza in a Male Shower]

Jacktion! says:
I want to get a tattoo of Jamie Foxx winking over a pair of sunglasses while shredding on a double neck guitar, and riding a surfboard. Above that it’ll say in cursive “Let’s Party!” Behind it will be a big pot leaf, and behind that will be a big cross, because I’m real religious since my parents died.
Except change “let’s Party!” to “Happy Birthday, Rick!” because it’s his birthday tomorrow, and he will FREAK.

[From British University to Offer Masters in Vampire Lit]

Stinky Peet says: Stephenie Meyer’s favorite children’s book was See Dick, Run.

Great job, fellers.  And now for the honorable mentions:

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Greetings, noobs.  This is the part of FilmDrunk where I recognize the 10 best comments from the previous week.  No prize for last week, but keep commenting, because I’ve got a Thai Basketball DVD to give away next week.  Nominate your favorites by copy and pasting below.  And now, the winners.  They both came from The Front Runners for Captain America.  One of them is startlingly true, the other is just funny.

Jacktion! says: Does anyone else see the irony of trying to cast the right blonde-haired, blue-eyed guy to fight Nazis?

Duckusucker says: Lobster Dog has more talent and charisma in his little claw than all those goober-faced milk babies.

Good times.  Honorable mentions:

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