Jackass is one of those things you either like or you don’t.  I have the brain of a 13 year old, so naturally Jackass 2 was the most fun I’ve had in a theater since I learned that trick with the popcorn container.  Not much is known about the project at this point, but Paramount recently released its list of titles for 2010, and one of them is Jackass 3-D.  A third Jackass wouldn’t be a huge surprise, since the cast has dropped hints about doing more Jackass in various interviews, but… 3-D?  Wouldn’t that require a big, expensive camera rig that’d make a lot of the Jackass stunts impossible?  I guess it depends on the type of stunts.  But until we hear more, I’m just going to assume 3-D isn’t a dimension, but rather the number of D’s you should expect to see.  Then when they release the extended DVD cut, it can be called Jackass 3——D

Then there’ll be Jackass 3====D  ~~~~ (+) (+)   and Jackass 3====D ~~~~ (|) Hey, which one of you fags wants to pull my finger?

[via CHUD, Cinematical]

Courtesy of Yahoo, this is the latest Watchmen poster (click to enlarge). They’re subtly trying to get you “all wet” for this movie.

Compilation of sexy TV babes from the 80s.  You’re going to hell for putting the Olsen twins on this list. [ScreenJunkies]

Jessica Alba to play a prostitute in The Killer Inside Me. I’d be interested if this were a porno shot in real time. [Filmonic]

Stallone wants Forest Whitaker for The Expendables, which already includes Jet Li and Jason Statham. Reached for comment, Statham said, “Oi, Oy can’t tell wut dis cunt’s lookin at, now can Oy.”  [THR]

Repo the Genetic Opera is getting rave reviews: “The second-biggest mystery is why this unfunny, unscary, preposterous bloodbath about organ transplants is opening at all. And why did a serious singer like Sarah Brightman sign on and donate her pipes to this infernal, self-indulgent misfire?” [USA Today]

Nicole Kidman playing world’s first post-op trannie.  She’d been preparing for this role for years, by being married to Tom Cruise. [RopeofSilicon]

Poster for Street Fighter movie.  I don’t remember Chun Li ever holding sticks.  This so inaccurate.  This is an outrage.  This is going straight to DVD. [ComingSoon]

Chris Rock doing “urban” remake of Death at a Funeral.  Is it so hard to say the word “black”?  If Larry the Cable Guy was remaking it, would we have to call it a “rural” remake?  Or can we stick with a “retard” remake. [THR]

Beyoncé wants to play Wonder Woman. “It would be great. And it would be a very bold choice. A black Wonder Woman would be a powerful thing. It’s time for that, right?”  The time for a black Wonder Woman has passed, shit, we already have a black president.  I say we skip straight to a Robert Downey Jr. in blackface Wonder Woman.  [LA Times]

Defiance has a new poster.  And when I look at it, all I can hear is the bad Dracula accents from the trailer.  Zees mooovie vants to suck, muahaha. [Empire]

Today ComingSoon has this clip from Christmas in Wonderland, starring Patrick Swayze (also in the Brotox club). Chris Kattan, Carmen Electra, Preston Lacy from Jackass and some annoying kids.  If you’re a masochist, the trailer is also up on the movie website.

I watched the clip, and sweet Jesus, I’ve seen better acting from dead hookers.  At least in my head they pretend to care about performance.

And really? Preston Lacy?  Please tell me someone owed someone a favor. 

Honestly, if you’re a starving actor in L.A. trying to make a living, just kill yourself now because this is proof somebody up there hates you.

In case you haven't already seen enough of Chris Pontius' genitals, and God knows I haven't, you're in luck: According to those "journalists" at Variety, Party Boy will be starring in his very own male stripper movie.

Script, penned by Jason Nutt, revolves around an average guy who falls in love with the perfect girl and is persuaded to become a male stripper by his soon-to-be father-in-law.

Uh, okay.  

Dear Party Boy,

I enjoy watching you chug horse semen and light your penis on fire, but something tells me I'm not going to want to watch you "act" for two hours.  But don't fret, I feel the same way about John Travolta.

Sincerely,

Lance