WATCH: Amanda Seyfried becomes a porn star in ‘Lovelace’

Written by Vince Mancini / 01.21.13

You may remember a while back that Lindsay Lohan was supposedly attached to a biopic about Deepthroat porn star Linda Lovelace. That project, sadly, fell through before the crew even had a chance to experience the joy of working with a mature professional like Lindsay. Now we have Lovelace, directed by Howl directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman, and starring Lindsay Lohan’s Mean Girls co-star Amanda Seyfried. Ah, Mean Girls, remember when Lindsay was the star and Amanda Seyfried was making her debut playing the dumb chick? There’s really no better illustration of their respective career paths than this.

Anyway, Lovelace is currently looking for a distributor at Sundance, and you can watch a clip below. It features creepy Wes Bentley asking her about the first time she had sex. She talks about her vagina as a delicate flower that opens in the sun and gets all loosened up to the point that it looks like she’s about to take her top off and let the creepy guy take pictures of her. Is this how Terry Richardson does it? Anyway, it’s an inspirational story of self-acceptance that every young girl should watch.

Read the rest of this entry »

11 Comments TAGS: , , , , , , , , , ,

‘JACKASS 2.5′

Written by Vince Mancini / 09.06.07

The Jackass gang is currently shooting segments for Jackass 2.5, which will be coming out on DVD in time for Christmas.  It just wouldn't be Jesus' birthday without someone chugging horse semen. I could probably have watched two hours of just the Spike-Jonze-dressed-as-an-old-lady segment, so pretty much any extra footage news is good news to me.

On a sidenote, the Margeras have become basically a bad Charlie Brown parody.  "Gee, Bam, I know you've made a career out of playing tricks on me, but sure, I'll kick the football.  I mean, why not, right?  After all, it's a football.  *slip* You're incorrigible!"  That's what you get for naming your kid "Bam".  You name your kid Bam and it pretty much guarantees he's not going to be a physicist.  Which is sad, because how much easier would history be for stupid kids if the guy who invented the atom bomb's name was "Bam"?

In conclusion, onomatopoeia.

10 Comments TAGS: , , , ,

Sign Up

Follow Us