R.I.P., Billy Mays, may they clean your casket with Oxi-Clean in order to reuse it (seems like a waste otherwise).  Anyway, the Billy Mays dubs are old, but I love them, and this one’s probably my favorite.

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Friday Free for All is that time of the week when hard-hitting exposés go out the window and funny videos grease themselves up and crawl through the pet door.  Send your tips to lance@filmdrunk.com.

This week’s FF4A comes from Jabo0odyDubs, the YouTube user who overdubs Billy Mays videos and proves that I’m 10 years old.  That’s right, just replace the real audio with a guy who says “shit” a few times, and pretty soon tears of laughter will be rolling down my cheeks, apparently.  Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to go eat paste and see if I can get Suzie Reynolds to flash me her panties for a couple fruit roll-ups.  She’s a slut, she’ll probably do it.
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