Awesome True Story: Muppets “Mahna Mahna” came from a 60s porno

11.29.11 Written by Vince Mancini

I was watching The Muppets movie the other day, and one of the very first questions I had about it was where the “Mahna Mahna” song came from. It’s a hard question to ask without feeling like an idiot, because while everyone knows the song, and it feels as familiar as “Happy Birthday,” you assume there must be more to it besides the melody and wonder if you’re just forgetting the rest. Someone at Slate must’ve wondered the same thing, and the ensuing investigation led to the discovery that song originally came from a 1968 Italian softcore porno (using the term pretty loosely here, it seems) called Sweden: Heaven and Hell.

In the tradition of the shocking, factually questionable Mondo Cane, Heaven and Hell was styled as a documentary about Scandinavian sexuality, which provided a thin veneer of respectability for its leering exploration of lesbian nightclubs and meter maids who moonlight as nude models. In the scene where “Viva la Sauna Svedese”—as the song was originally titled—makes its appearance, the camera follows a bevy of statuesque, fur-swaddled blondes as they make their way through the snow to a sauna, then cuts to the same women clad only in carelessly draped towels, giggling as they soak up the heat.

Ahh, those good-old 1960s. All the ladies were fur-swaddled back then.

Composer Piero Umiliani’s C.V. includes the 1958 classic Big Deal on Madonna Street, but by 1968, he seems to have been more concerned with quantity than quality; Heaven and Hell was one of 11 credits for him that year; he’d had a dozen the year before that.* But he was onto something with this brief, catchy snippet, which, when released as a single under the title “Mah Nà Mah Nà,” made it to No. 55 on the U.S. charts. The nasal, kazoo-like vocals by Alessandro Alessandrini have the hallmarks of an instant novelty hit, which is to say they’re at once annoying and unforgettable.

The Slate piece goes through the various iterations of the Muppets’ “Mahna Mahna” character, and his backing vocalists, The Snowths (god damn the Muppets are awesome), but it never says exactly when or where Jim Henson first heard the Umiliani song, or whether he ever said. But we’re all adults here. I think we can safely assume it was probably while he was tugging off to busty Swedes. The film in question, by the way, sounds more like an exploitation film, not a “softcore porno,” as those troglodytes at Slate have so carelessly categorized it. Though I will admit that the credited director, Luigi Scattini, has a name that does sounds like a bad parody of a fake Italian porn name. “Mamma Mia! This-a directing a-porn, she’s-a so hard! Who’s-a gonna clean-uppa alla this-a scattini!”

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Sly Stallone is Ex-PEN-dable

11.02.11 Written by Vince Mancini

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(*mops brow, attempts to compose self*)

Okay, okay, Madonn’, enough horseplay. Let me tell you’s about this here fancy dragon pen.

Drawing inspiration for the theme and design of his signature pen from his wildly-successful film, The Expendables, Mr. Stallone turned to classical art and worked with Montegrappa’s artisans to create the “Chaos” pen. The pen design was cultivated by the works of 16th century artists including Battista Franco, Albrecht Durer, Hans Sebald Beham and Antonio Pollaiolo to create Mr. Stallone’s idea of Chaos; a sense of the Renaissance, when things were more simplified and perhaps more noble, placed against our current technological society.
The “Chaos” pen is the first from the “Cult” collection and is available as a limited edition of 1,000 fountain pens and 912 roller balls in sterling silver, which represents Montegrappa’s 1912 date of establishment. Additionally, 100 fountain pens and 100 roller balls in solid 18K gold and 10 fountain pens and 10 roller balls in solid 18K gold with precious stones will be available for enthusiasts of both the screen legend and Montegrappa. [from the press release]

“Engineered with smooth-glide technology for velvety-smooth lettering action — so that when it’s pushed… writin’s as easy as breathin’.”

And since I’m sure you were wondering, it goes for between $4,000 and $5,000. (Though some of their other pens sell for $30 or $40 grand). BUT WAIT, IT GETS BETTER!

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A very subtle ad for bikini shavers & morning links

04.04.11 Written by Vince Mancini

Here’s an Italian commercial for the Schick Quattro for women.  It ends with finely trimmed bushes and a girl happily holding her hairless kitty.  I don’t know, it seems a little subtle.  You know this was all Berlusconi’s idea.

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The Dreaded Hover Hand, Wonder Woman Edition (Plus A SFW Nip Slip). |GammaSquad|

The Ten Most Promising Pilots for Fall 2011 (Plus One Guaranteed Bomb). |WarmingGlow|

If you’re not interested in our interview with Parry Gripp, we can’t be friends. |Frotcast|

KSK Mock Draft: Name the most obnoxious meme. |KSK|

Yankee Uses Rebecca Black’s ‘Friday’ For AB Music, Hits Homer |WithLeather|

15 Horrible Firsthand Accounts From Charlie Sheen’s First Show In Detroit. Whatever, idiots, you got what you deserved. |Buzzfeed|

Why We Drink: Terry Gilliam Remake Edition. |Pajiba|

Baby bear cubs playing with baby tiger cubs.  |TheDailyWhat|

Mealoaf and Gary Busey got in an argument, and Meatloaf ended up looking like the crazy one. Did NOT see that one coming. |BostonBarstoolSports|

Candace Swanepoel needs to lay off the meth. |WWTDD|

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are back together, both got Shia LaBeouf haircuts. |TheSuperficial|

“Webcam privacy fail” is probably staged, still funny. |HolyTaco|

Eddie Izzard getting a show on FX. |ScreenJunkies|

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EH, COME BACK WITH-A PAPA’S A-3D GLASSES

02.19.10 Written by Vince Mancini

Italian-Avatard

This isn’t the first time someone has wondered about the cleanliness of 3D glasses — after all, keep in mind that you’re sharing them with these people.  Surprisingly, the biggest regulatory step so far has come from the Italian government.

The health ministry said Thursday it had confiscated about 7,000 sets of 3D glasses from Italian cinemas and could collect more of them. Officials said the glasses pose hygiene problems if they are not properly cleaned between screenings, and that the confiscated glasses did not display tags proving they would not cause short-term vision problems to users.  [AP]

Reached for comment, one Italian theater owner known only as Guiseppe had this to say: “Eh, whassa matta you take-a Guiseppe’s a-glasses?  We dinna have-a time for to give-a da glasses a shower, so we dip-a dem inna nice cologne.  Eh!  Good as-a new!  You never smell-a glasses like-a Guiseppe’s! Da ladies, you drive-a crazy!  Now-a sit, my mama make you-a nice-a plate-a pasta.” Read the rest of this entry »

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ACTUAL STORY: MUSSOLINI WANTS TO BAN ‘PARANORMAL ACTIVITY’ IN ITALY

02.09.10 Written by Vince Mancini

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This is a crazy story, you guys.  It turns out, a horror movie opened in Italy.  And you know what happened?  Kids got scared.  But you know who’s not happy about that?  That’s right, Mussolini.

“For the past two weeks a trailer has been shown obsessively on TV and is terrifying thousands of children. The movie is called ‘Paranormal Activity’,” Italian Defence Minister [!!!] Ignazio La Russa said last Thursday. “It’s a terrible thing. I took notice because my seven-year-old son told me ‘Daddy, I’m scared’.”

Alessandra Mussolini, granddaughter of the Italian fascist dictator and head of a parliamentary committee on children [!!!!!!], said “Paranormal Activity” had “highly distressing content” and was causing “panic attacks and psychological problems among youths.”  “I don’t think we can ban ‘Paranormal Activity’ now, but surely we need to study how to warn parents of the risks their children are incurring,” Mussolini said.  The Italian parents’ association noted that admission to the movie is restricted in the United States, Britain, Germany and The Netherlands and asked for an age limit of 18 in Italy. [Yahoo]

Ahh, yes, sage advice from the brutal dictator’s granddaughter.  And the Italian public would’ve listened too, if only she’d been dressed in a cleavage-bearing nurse’s uniform and being chased by a clown in a diaper with a butterfly net.

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