Jim Cameron judges the McG-Bay penis-measuring competition, Bay tries to influence his ruling.

New details about Arnold Schwarzenegger’s cameo in Terminator Salvation have emerged, namely, that a naked, digitized version of Arnold will fight Christian Bale.

The filmmakers used fancy computer tricks to put the California governor’s face on some young bodybuilder’s body, so he looks just like he did when he walked naked on the streets in 1984. Arnold’s face only shows up for a few shots before it [his face], and his package, get mangled beyond recognition.

If my digitized face was going to be on another dude’s body, I’d want it to be a big black guy, not some bodybuilder.  Just sayin.  Anyway, naturally, while covering this story, E! couldn’t resist asking McG about his penis feud with Michael Bay, which he now says was meant to be ironic (duh).

“That was lost immediately, and people gravitated to ‘two spoiled-brat directors think they have big cocks,’” McG said. “Nothing could be further from the truth.”  But since you brought it up…  “The funny thing is, I have an Irish curse and I think we’re all familiar with exactly how [I'm endowed].”

You mean there’s another curse besides being a ginger?  Anyway, penis is a funny word. I prefer to call mine a “hatestick.”