CinemaBlend, despite not being able to spell Coen, today has the scoop on the next Coen Brothers project. 

WENN reports that the brothers want to go all out in Spaghetti Western style, including going even further on content that won’t be for the weak of heart, with primitive torture methods used in the battle between cowboys and Indians. …Joel Cohen [sic] warns: ”We’ve written a western with a lot of violence in it. There’s scalping and hanging … it’s good. Indians torturing people with ants, cutting their eyelids off.”

Ahh yes, I’ve always said westerns should have more hot coals in the chest cavity and eyelid removal and such. I’ve heard the Jews even developed a method of torture in which they cut the tip of your penis off.  Terrifying!  But what else can you tell us, Joel?

…"It’s a proper western, a real western, set in the 1870s. It’s got a scene that no one will ever forget because of one particular chicken." 

10 points for the non-sequitir.  Much like my father’s wedding vows that he wrote himself, in which he promised to love, honor, and cherish, in sickness and in health, and one time he took a dump on a cop car.

If you’re unfamiliar with FilmDrunk’s Friday Free For All, this is the time of the week when I post videos or short clips that don’t fit perfectly into the film news format – but do conform to my high standards of humor.  So if you’re looking for movie news, scroll down (or up).

Anyway, some fine filmmaker over at Funny or Die has taken an Indian music video and added subtitles of what he thinks they’re saying.  So simple.  So effective.

"My loony bun is fine benny lava." 

In these new Darjeeling Limited featurettes (it's like a feature with a vagina), various people involved in making the movie, whine about the difficulties of making a movie in India.  

Well duh, that's why Indians never make movies.  Have you ever heard of an Indian movie? I certainly haven't. Preposterous.

Check out two other well crafted but largely pointless featurettes over at MTV. And a sweet clip of the only Indian movie ever made, after the jump.