Because there hadn’t been a new Prometheus clip or still in the last few hours and that simply wouldn’t do, Ridley Scott released (via his YouTube) this new short clip, “Prometheus has landed.” Prometheus is the name of the ship, get it?? The clip doesn’t show us a lot, but we do get a nice broad-side, money shot of the spaceship itself, a lá Michael Fassbender’s dong closeup at the beginning of Shame. Then Idris Elba tells the crew “brace for entry!” (insert Fassmember joke here) and they put on their seatbelts and grab their oh-shit handles, while Elba himself casually strolls through the cabin like it was a hotel lobby. He doesn’t even hold onto anything to stabilize himself, not even Michael Fassbender’s dong, which is probably the first thing I’d grab for if I was losing my balance on a spaceship. I guess the moral here is that even in space, black guys have really good balance.