If there was ever any doubt that Bam Margera was the least likable of the Jackass crew (a generally pretty likable crew, otherwise), let his latest music video buttsquirt that doubt or whatever. Set in Iceland with a naked dancing Icelandic stripper (I assume), Bam raps about how he wants to bend his dick to his ass (“so I could f*ck myself”) over some awful dub-step wub-wubbage. Uh, okay. He wears his usual collection of obnoxious clothes and pees in his own mouth like a monkey, high level satire. As always, his whole “I don’t even care, bro, I’ll make a music video about f*cking my own butt where I pee in my mouth because I don’t care so hard” attitude is undercut by the fact that he’s wearing about 26 different articles of clothing. Astronauts could get dressed faster. Is that a big part of his obnoxiousness, or is it everything else? And serious question, is this the worst song ever recorded?

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I’m not really into horror movies but even I have to admit Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre is a pretty metal title.  As you might expect, it’s set on an Icelandic whale-watching boat.  Ten bucks says the twist is that the black guy doesn’t die first.

(Because it’s Iceland-related, I’m also including Kristen Wiig’s impression of Bjork. And because I want to marry Kristen Wiig. She fills my heart with clouds.)
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From Saturday Night Live the other night, this is Kristen Wiig’s impression of Björk, which I enjoy roughly 600 times more than the real Björk. Funniest impression since… Will Ferrell’s Robert Goulet? Will Ferrell’s James Lipton? Who knew so much of Iceland’s revenue came from screaming.

(after the jump, Andy Samberg’s Mark Spitz, which was also pretty decent.)
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With a title nearly as awesome as Snakes on a Plane, The Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre stars Gunnar Hansen, the guy who played Leatherface in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Iceland is a pretty gnarly place.  I read they actually named it Iceland so that pussies from Europe wouldn't come and f it up.  Hawaii was originally called Dicklicker Island for much the same reason.

There is no word on plot, just a description of theme as it is said to be a cross between The Blair Witch Project, The Evil Dead and, get this, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Leatherface kills whales, now there's an idea.  I tried to sell a similar screenplay, The Tijuana Pubic Lice Disaster, but no one would buy (don't cry for the crabs, they're with Jesus now).  But let this be a lesson to you, kids, pre-pubescent hookers are much cleaner.

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