I’m not really into horror movies but even I have to admit Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre is a pretty metal title.  As you might expect, it’s set on an Icelandic whale-watching boat.  Ten bucks says the twist is that the black guy doesn’t die first.

(Because it’s Iceland-related, I’m also including Kristen Wiig’s impression of Bjork. And because I want to marry Kristen Wiig. She fills my heart with clouds.)
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From Saturday Night Live the other night, this is Kristen Wiig’s impression of Björk, which I enjoy roughly 600 times more than the real Björk. Funniest impression since… Will Ferrell’s Robert Goulet? Will Ferrell’s James Lipton? Who knew so much of Iceland’s revenue came from screaming.

(after the jump, Andy Samberg’s Mark Spitz, which was also pretty decent.)
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With a title nearly as awesome as Snakes on a Plane, The Reykjavik Whale Watching Massacre stars Gunnar Hansen, the guy who played Leatherface in the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Iceland is a pretty gnarly place.  I read they actually named it Iceland so that pussies from Europe wouldn't come and f it up.  Hawaii was originally called Dicklicker Island for much the same reason.

There is no word on plot, just a description of theme as it is said to be a cross between The Blair Witch Project, The Evil Dead and, get this, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Leatherface kills whales, now there's an idea.  I tried to sell a similar screenplay, The Tijuana Pubic Lice Disaster, but no one would buy (don't cry for the crabs, they're with Jesus now).  But let this be a lesson to you, kids, pre-pubescent hookers are much cleaner.

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