As America’s pre-eminent old man who hates Mexicans, it was Lou Dobbs’s job, nay, his duty, to sound the alarm on his Fox Business show recently that movies such as The Secret World of Arriety and Dr. Seuss’s The Lorax are just liberal Hollywood’s latest attempt to indoctrinate your children into their anti-industry, enviro-fascist, same-sex tree hugging agenda.

DOBBS: Now, an “Unmentionable” — a story you won’t hear anywhere in the liberal national media, or nearly all of the national liberal media. Hollywood is once again trying to indoctrinate our children. Two new films out this year, plainly with an agenda, plainly demonizing the so-called “1 percent” and espousing the virtue of green-energy policies, come what may.

The first one is an animated feature from Japan, entitled The Secret World of Arriety, which tells the story of a tiny family that survives by BORROWING things from their human counterparts. [Clip from movie]

And then there’s The Lorax. Set to be released nationwide next month, it’s about a woodland creature who speaks for the trees, and finds RAMPANT industrialism.

Where have we all heard this before? Occupy Wall Street, forever trying to pit the makers against the takers, and President Obama, repeating that everyone should pay their “fair share” in dozens of speeches including his State of the Union address last month. The president’s liberal friends in Hollywood targeting a younger demographic using animated movies to sell their agenda to children.

Man, pitting your children against the 1%, total Disney move. Typical behavior from a multi-national corporation founded by an old Jew-hating McCarthyist. It’s just sad.

One member of Dobbs’s diverse panel of fat, white radio dudes says that the movie is trying to create “Occu-toddlers,” and that if you have to see it, you should go buy huge tubs of popcorn and crumple your papers up and throw them on the floor. “You go into the theaters and you fight back against this message!” YEAH! STICK IT TO THOSE LAZY MINIMUM-WAGE BROWN THEATER COCKSUCKERS!

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Ugh.  Well, you knew this was coming.  From Breitbart:

However, there is one thing about the movie that really upsets me.  It is blatant anti-military and less blatant anti-American.  [...]

There are scientists assigned by the New World Order to Pandora to negotiate a peaceful solution, but they are overruled by the military and the business interests at every turn.  Eventually, the military solution is the final solution.  The military then attacks with pure hatred and determination the locals on the planet.  They do not care for the sanctity of the alien life, whether it be women or children.

The glee with which the American Marines participate in this massacre is appalling and does not show the true feelings and concerns of the real United States Military.  James Cameron should apologize to the American Military and should make a statement that he does not truly feel this way about them.  He should also apologize to the American public for painting our young men and women that defend this country as cold-blooded killers.

However, I am sure the Mr. Cameron will not do this as the movie is obviously a political comment on Iraq and Afghanistan. [via Fark]

He ends his editorial by saying that we should boycott Starwood Hotels because they say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”.  Really.  Because political columnists are nothing if not shrill and barely coherent.  “An’ another thing, Mr. Cameron, why come when I go to da Sizzler, mah food done git cooked by a Messican!?”

The sad thing is, even though you can’t go through life worrying what these A-holes who twist everything into an attack on their imaginary way of life that they saw in a soap commercial from the 50s will think, James Cameron brought this on himself.  As I already pointed out, he basically made a movie about evil mercenaries who kill noble natives who were just minding their own business, worshiping trees and raping pterodactyls.   It may not be a liberal plot, but it is a pretty cheesy story.  Why not just make the villain a rich lady who wants to make a coat from the blue cat-monkey pelts?