(Aw, how cute, she has Jesus’ abs)

THR today reports that a writer and director have been hired to adapt Magdalena, a comic book about a female heroine who is “the protector of the Catholic church.”  Here’s the description from Wiki:

After the crucifixion and resurrection of Jesus Christ, Mary Magdalene, reputed to be his wife, gave birth to a daughter, Sarah. From this child is descended the holy lineage of the Magdalena. The Magdelena serves as the warrior and protector of the Catholic Church.  The Magdalena has the ability to see into the human heart, to show people the error of their ways and give them the choice to redeem their sins. There is only one in a generation, and she alone stands against the evils of the world. Magdalena wields the Spear of Destiny, the spear that pierced the side of Christ, as a holy and formidable weapon against the twisted and the evil.

It’s amazing how the legacies of the bible continue to effect us in the present day.  Now, as we all know, Jesus Christ was without sin, and since he and Mary Magdalene weren’t married, and since fornication is a sin, we can infer that they never committed the sin of fornication.  However, the famous loophole to the sin of fornication is anal sex (the anus being a literal hole, and origin of the term “loophole”), which we can infer that Jesus and Mary Magdalene did engage in, constantly.  Which is why, to this day, Catholic girls love taking it up the butt.

[I kid, I kid]