
The “Harlem Shake” video fad is finally petering out, thankfully so for a whole host of reasons, not the least of which being that no one’s actually doing the Harlem Shake in them. As a Harlem resident commented, “I know the Harlem Shake, but that ain’t the Harlem Shake. They’re dry-humping air.”
But if you are going to dry hump air, you might as well do it in style, like the kids from Milford High School in suburban Detroit, who all got suspended for a Harlem Shake video that included upside-down air blow jobs and a kid air humping a live duck. As an animal lover, I know I shouldn’t encourage any behavior that might lead to mistreatment of animals, but… Well, I’m just going to leave these ellipses here. You do with them what you see fit.

