Today we’ve got yet another behind-the-scenes video from the set of The Expendables, Sly Stallone’s muscular-old-men-grunting movie with Schwarzenegger, Lundgren, Rourke, Li, Trejo, Statham, and Couture.  We get to see Sly doing some directing, and by directing I mean making gun sounds with his mouth, all while wearing that same v-neck/tight jeans combo he’s had on in every publicity photo so far.  He also has bulging neck veins and talks in a super growly voice, which I’m sure has nothing to do with taking massive amounts of steroids and HGH.  It’s perfectly normal for a 62-year-old man.  Why, just the other day my dad tore a phonebook in half and picked up my mom by her throat when she spilled his ensure shake.
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62-year-old Sylvester Stallone was looking pretty veiny and beefcake on the set of The Expendables the other day.  Which is actually a common side effect of the treatment he’s receiving for oversized testicles from his Mexican internet doctor, Umberto.  Umberto is professional, discreet, and his prices are loco!

[via ComingSoon]

Just when you thought this day couldn’t get any creepier after that George Lucas story: Harry Knowles posted a clip of Sly Stallone working out.  You know, because watching an HGH-enhanced, 62-year-old man working out shirtless is an essential part of any movie fan’s day, right guys?

“While playing around with a bit of work out footage of Stallone hitting it real hard with weights – he decided that his buddies in Talkback deserved a look at how Stallone was getting chiseled. So, without further ado, here’s the man sweating and glistening.”

Phew, that was good.  I think I’m gonna go jerk off.  Anyone want to spot me?  UNH!! YEAAARRRRRGHHH!!!

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…out of clay.  Thanks, HGH!  But in all seriousness, the guy looks pretty good for 62.  Of course, I haven’t seen his balls.  I also recommend trying not to think about the fact that a 62-year-old man shaved his chest, oiled up, flexed, took a picture, and sent it to Harry Knowles.

[via AICN]

Sly Stallone says he used HGH (Human Growth Hormone) to help him get buff for Rambo and he thinks there’s nothing wrong with that.

“HGH (human growth hormone) is nothing,” the 61-year-old actor tells Time magazine in its Feb. 4 issue. “Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed.”

Indeed.  I don’t think the doctors would dispute you on that one.

“Testosterone [which is a steroid] to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older,” he says. “Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life. Mark my words. In 10 years it will be over the counter.”

Stallone added, “Until then, I’ll have to keep buying it from a Mexican on the internet.  He’s wearing a stethoscope in his picture!”  When pressed further, Stallone pulled the reporter’s arms off.

As her screaming subsided and the blood pooled on the floor, my mind repeated a familiar refrain, “When you’re pushed, killin’s as easy as breathin’.”

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