Meet Edward L. Brown. He’s a 34-year-old Chicago resident who, on December 29th, stripped naked during a screening of Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked “stood up from his seat in the front row, faced the crowd of 86 theater-goers, stretched out his hands and displayed his genitalia.” But that’s not the best part. The best part is what he did next. HE SAT DOWN TO WATCH THE REST OF THE MOVIE. “Hey, y’all, HERE’S MY DICK! …Now, let’s see how these singing chipmunks make it off this island.”
Entirely naked Edward L. Brown stood up from his seat in the front row, faced the crowd of 86 theater-goers, stretched out his hands and displayed his genitalia for all to see before sitting back down to enjoy the movie.
Two North Riverside police officers, who were patrolling inside the mall, responded to the scene within a minute, ordered Brown to put his clothes back on and, without further incident, escorted him out the fire entrance and away from those who remained inside the theater.
According to the police report, Brown told officers that he had been let inside the movie theater for free by an unknown female who allegedly told him to have a seat in the front row of the theater, take off his clothes and wait for her, so they could have sex, smoke crack and do heroin.