This video of Tickle Me Elmo on fire has been viewed almost two million times.  And yet I have not seen it.  Curious. It’s strangely disturbing, and metal.  I dub thee ‘Hellmo.’

Daily Circle Jerk Links

  • Olivia Munn’s original audition tape.  Sadly, it’s not that kind of audition.  Nonetheless, let this be a lesson to you, ladies.  No bra = You got the job!  |G4|
  • Drunk people falling.  Er, failing. |HolyTaco|
  • A pitch meeting for Entourage.  They do this right before the catch meeting. |Atom|
  • Rachel Bilson is getting married, you guys!  …Remember her? |DailyFill|
  • You stay classy, guy boning a girl on the ferris wheel with his t-shirt still on. |BlogofHilarity|
  • Shaq and friends do a tribute video for ‘Beat It.’  Shaq is my favorite. |HoopDoctors|
  • 20 timeless hooks from the 90s.  This list is fired for making me remember that goddamned Whitney Houston song.  |IceIceBabies|