• 80s Theme Songs to Live By – wow, and all this time I thought the line in the Full House theme was “Even MTV.”  Apparently it’s “Evenin’ TV.”  I am SO embarrassed right now. [ScreenJunkies]
• Stars are just like us because they pee in alleys.  [HolyTaco]
• Interview with the other guy from Breaking Bad. [BullzEye]
• Trailer for Orphan. When she kills your family, it serves you right for that Little Bo Peep joke, you jerks. After all, she is a spicy Latina. [TrailerAddict]
• 20 Fake Movie Sports – Did you really need to put Pod racing on there?  That was something I think we’d all rather forget. [UGO]
• Pictures of Mickey Rourke playing ping pong in a Russian prison.  That is all. [BestWeekEver]
• And now Heathers is going to be a musical.  Ahh, theater.  I LOVE THIS DEAD, GAY ART FORM.  [THR]

Thanks to Burnsy for the pic from his family reunion.  Anyone else think the dude on the right looks like Peter Sarsgaard?

I ridiculed WWTDD for posting this clip the other day because I was under the impression that you couldn’t actually see any naughty parts*.  So to say Winona Ryder is naked in it is a misnomer – saying an actress gets naked in a scene where you don’t actually get to see anything is like saying a girl on the street is naked because she’s naked under her clothes.

But after seeing this screencap (It’s the file at the bottom; might be NWS) that someone was pathetic kind enough to find, I realize I stand corrected.  You can totally kinda sorta see a dark part that’s probably her nipple.  Good lord, I could probably chop down a tree with this boner I got right now it’s so rock hard.  And then I could carve a monument out of it honoring Winona Ryder’s siren-like sex appeal. Oh, Winona, you’ve shoplifted my heart!

So the clip is from Sex and Death 101, which reunites Ryder with Heathers writer Daniel Waters (Batman Returns, Demolition Man) who also directs.  Ryder stars as a serial killer named Death Nell** who… wait, seriously?  Check please.

*Under the loosest guidelines, this must include at least one of the following, nipplage, labes, muff, or at the bare minimum, partial areola.
**I like how they chose to leave out the K.  "We can’t have a character named ‘Death Knell’, that would be ridiculous! I know, we’ll call her ‘Death Nell’! Yes, that’s much more believable."

The Friday Afternoon Free For All is the time of the week when I post random movie clips with no relation to anything for no reason at all.  Looking for the latest movie news?  Scroll down.  Big Brett Ratner fan?  Kill yourself.

Christian Slater doing The Ten Commandments got me to thinking about Heathers.  So I YouTube’d it and it’s hilariously dated.  "How very." 

I don’t know how people could say he was just doing a Jack Nicholson impression that whole movie. Way off base.

"I love my dead gay son", after the jump. 

The actual line doesn’t come until 2:30 into the clip, which is why I posted the other one.