Harry Potter fans were pretty pissed when Warner Bros decided to move the release of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince from November ’08 all the way to July ’09. The move spawned a ton of negative press. But now WB (not really!) has a message for the Harry Potter fans: They’re through taking your shit. Says a (fake!) WB spokesman:

Go ahead, keep posting your comments disrespecting Warner Brothers. Maybe the next Harry Potter movie won’t be called The Half Blood Prince, maybe it’ll be called Snape Kills Dumbledore – Oh, I bet you didn’t know that already.

Pretty harsh. But the important thing is that production on the unauthorized Harry Potter movie I’m producing, Harry Potter and the Half Blood, Prince, is still right on schedule.

After the jump, I’ve got the trailer for Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, the sixth movie of the series. 

As Harry Potter begins his 6th year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, he discovers an old book marked mysteriously "This book is the property of the Half-Blood Prince" and begins to learn more about Lord Voldemort’s dark past

Harry is like 18 now, but he still wears the same glasses he did when he was 11 because that’s what people do in real life.  They really make Daniel Radcliffe look like a creepy, porcelain-skinned manboy.  I may have to add Harry Potter to my top fears, right up there with children with speech impediments and male ballerinas.  Ballerinos, as I like to call them.