What a coincidence, I too have won many trophies for my hip thrusting. Though I accidentally broke all of them with hip thrusts. |IHateMyParents|

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Important: 10 Television Stars You’ll Probably Never See Naked |Warming Glow|

Talking Carnage and The Iron Lady on this week’s frotcast. |Frotcast|

Courtney Stodden’s Tweets Drawn Hilariously By Anonymous Internet Hero |UPROXX|

7 Fast Women We Would Still Put A Ring On |Smoking Section|

5 “Evolutionary Psychology” Studies That Will Make Your Brain Hurt |Gamma Squad|

You Wanted More MMA Coverage, So Here’s Arianny Celeste In Zoo Magazine |With Leather|

The 27 Best Movies To Not Be Nominated For Best Picture |Buzzfeed|

26 Crazy/Brilliant Life Hacks |HuffPost Comedy|

They found Khloe’s real dad. Did they find out who misspelled her name? Or made her famous? I hope all these people fall in a volcano. |TheSuperficial|

Obama’s spilled milk joke. |Videogum|

A Chinese child born with bright blue eyes can see in the dark. |TheDailyWhat|

Google could help stop conspiracy theories from spreading. So why don’t they? Is that part of a new conspiracy? |FARK|

7 videos of rednecks and guns. |HolyTaco|

The 9 highest grossing movies of all time written without the help of wikipedia. |ScreenJunkies|

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*BRAAAAAAH--* wait, what the hell?

Though it mostly involves slogging through misspelled bon mots about loving Jesus and advice on dealing with h8rz, following P Diddy on Twitter will occasionally reward you with a picture like this.  That’s copyright P-Dizzle, son, don’t be infringin’. I still can’t believe this man has convinced grown adults to call him “P-Diddy,” (I’VE CALLED A PRESS CONFERENCE TO ANNOUNCE THAT MY LEGAL NAME IS NOW “MC FLIPPETY FLOP”, PLAN ACCORDINGLY) but I digress.  Zach Galifianakis  is the subject of an upcoming Rolling Stone interview, meaning RS finally has something in it worth reading besides Matt Taibbi articles (which are great).  Here’s a few squid tits I mean tidbits I mean squid tits is my new word for tidbits:

The Hangover Part II star – who doesn’t have a publicist or an assistant and still drives his 1998 Subaru – tells Rolling Stone contributing editor Josh Eells that he’s having difficulty getting used to life as a celebrity. “I’m terrible about people wanting to take pictures with me,” Galifianakis says. “I’m a giant baby about it. They treat you like a cartoon. There’s nothing you can do except make light of it. That’s if I’m in the mood. Sometimes I get superbummed.”

That he’s hilarious and a super-talented actor and comedian was never in question, but I do sometimes wonder if Zach Galifianakis would be insufferable to hang out with. The Mel Gibson-blackball situation makes me question the d-bagginess of everyone in that cast, who otherwise always seemed wildly likable (provided you never watched Brad Cooper’s episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio).

That doesn’t mean he’s going to stop making movies. “They want to do a Hangover III,” he says. “I’m getting fricking phone calls already.” According to what he’s heard, the plot ditches the format of the first two and focuses on his character escaping from a mental institution with help from the wolf pack.

Yay! There’s your upcoming-movie info scoop!  Exciting, right?  God movie blogs suck.

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Perhaps I shouldn’t have sounded so positive about the trailer for Todd Phillips’ The Hangover, because it must have been based on that that WB has greenlit a sequel, since the actual movie doesn’t come out until June 5th. Paramount recently did the same thing with JJ Abrams’ Star Trek.  Fast and Furious and Dragonball are also rumored to have sequels ready to go.  In related news, there is no Santa Claus and maggots eat your eyeballs when you die.

While studios often wait to see box office results before committing to a sequel, “The Hangover” has tested strongly, and a trailer brought down the house at ShoWest. Phillips will be back to direct and produce “The Hangover” sequel through his Green Hat Films banner. WB also has made deals to reunite Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms, who star in the original. [Variety]

Recession? What recession.  Lunch is for faggots.  Why wait? Everyone loved it: unemployed construction workers, theater owners, the association for albino hemophiliac movie bloggers – we’ve never heard such enthusiastic flipper clapping.  You gotta strike while the iron is hot, you pussies.  Like my Cambodian maid when she pressed this suit.  It’s made of Italian baby rhino leather.  That’s why I’m the boss.

This is the new trailer for The Hangover, from Old School director Todd Phillips. I hope they didn’t waste all the funny parts because I’m definitely seeing this when it opens June 5th. If I woke up in a hotel room with Zach Galifianakis, a tiger, and a baby with sunglasses, it’d pretty much be the best day of my life. Maybe even better than the day I went water skiing. I dunno though, that was pretty fun.

Also available in HD at Yahoo.

Holy hell, take a look at these incendiary new posters for Sherlock Holmes and New Moon (the Twilight sequel) from the ShoWest convention in Las Vegas.  Man, what was I thinking skipping this event!  (My favorite is the Hangover poster. Babies in sunglasses = Win. Always.)

[more pictures at comingsoon]