This isn’t film-related, but it’s too important not to post.

This is Porter. Or as I like to call him, Porter the Blues Dog.  He likes to rock out on the casio and howl about childhood traumas, like Papa Roach except musical.  If anyone out there has the technological capabilities to put Porter through a T-Pain-style harmonizer, I really think it would be worth the time.  Also: if Porter the Blues Dog and Hamster on a Piano played a duet I think I might die of cuteness.
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Matrix Cat was just minding his own business when Agent Smith came along and tried to smell his asshole.  Matrix Cat used his powers of slow motion kung fu to escape, but then Agent Smith cloned himself and Matrix Cat had to battle an army of identical Agent Smiths.  Will he escape?  Will they smell his asshole?  Watch and find out!  …Anyway, kitties and puppies.  How could I not post it?  I admit it’s no Hamster on a Piano.

[via Buzzfeed]

Well folks, it’s 2009 and sadly, you’re still you.  It’s also New Year’s Day so obviously I’m not working.  Instead, I hope you’ll enjoy the musical stylings of this hamster… on a piano… eating popcorn… on a piano.  This video is why the internet was created.

[Thanks, comedy.com]